Clarks WTAF?

[Bananararity]

90% of my work shores are from Clarks and have been for years. I get this is a collaboration but honestly? Or am I really out of touch and this is what I need to be wearing.

Absolutely love the shade of blue though.

www.clarks.com/en-gb/Martine-Rose-Heel-Womens/26183327-p

I read that she was a consultant for Balenciaga, so I would say there will definitely be people out there that will buy them.

I live near a Clarks Outlet Store. I'll watch this thread and come back to update when they, inevitably, make their way into it......

As you say, WTAF?

Goes with their bondage teddy-bears. Ghastly.

It looks like an April fool. Have the shoes grown mould or fur.

I wonder how many they’ve actually made? Be interesting to know what the initial production run was - probably extremely limited, so very few will end up in the outlet, if all the people who love them, snap them up.

Why would you need to be wearing them? Why do they anger you? You’re allowed to just not want something on sale at a shop!

They look broken.

They are the ripped jeans of shoes 🙄

Very Emperor's New Clothes! haha ridiculous!

They look like something my 3 year old would bring home from nursery!
anyone daft enough to pay that pricetag deserves to walk around looking like a knob tbh

Looks like half finished sample accidentally ended up on the table and being snapped up by a buyer as being on trend, then out into production

It's.. DERELICTE!

They look like they’re falling apart

I’m actually angered by them.
Why though,if they are not for you fine.

But this is just some kind of experimental art in shoe form

Of course it is, and that not a bad thing. Try something a bit different and it may or may not fly. Better than same old, same old.

you are angered by shoes???

To be honest, they’re no more ridiculous than those sheepskin Birkenstocks that have been around for a while now.

Arf! Someone should warn them that their website has been hacked.

I haven't clicked on the link but going by the reactions I'm wondering if they've gone down the Jaguar route, whatever that was. I'm not interested enough to remember but it did get folk talking.

Probably the worst shoe i have ever seen in my life

Showcases time-tested techniques ..
Yeh would you like to use those techniques and finish the shoe eh Clarks 🤔😅

'Martine Rose for Clarks court shoe features a functional, intentionally distressed design which showcases time-tested techniques. Exposed seams reveal the shoe’s multiple inner layers for a utilitarian look, contrasting with bold, tactile croc-embossed blue leathers. An archival Sachetto construction method and authentic stitching captures the commitment to comfort and craft which underpins every pair in the Coming Up Roses collection.'

They claim that it’s a functional design 😂😂😂
I do wear a lot of Clarks footwear but Im definitely not their target market for these shoes, even if they were on sale with 90% off.
What a waste of a lovely blue leather.

It’s got art school fashion course degree show written all over it to me - I used to attend many of these professionally.

They would get ruined in the rain. More money than sense,

I don’t wear heels but I actually kind of love them.