You are given the power to make three things illegal. What would you choose?

[SpringSunshineanddaffodils]

I know people will post silly things that irritate them but think seriously. What three things would you make completely illegal right now?
Here's mine:

1. The right to buy your council house
2. Owning more than one property.
3. Not keeping your cat contained in your own home. With hefty fines if it is caught killing any wildlife.

You need to go to nicer restaurants
not something I have ever encountered

And enforcement. No one will do anything (neither council nor police) if a car is blocking your driveway access if your car isn't on the drive and you're not blocked in. That's the different between criminal and civil law. Apparently it's not a criminal offence! However, the police will, allegedly come out if a car is blocking your own car in on your own driveway as there is a criminal offence of obstruction. But, in reality, it takes them hours to bother coming out and by that time the offending car will usually have moved.

Transportation is a necessity. Owning a cat isn't!

You should get a fine and points on your licence for doing it.

If you get permission for a dropped curb for a drive you can ask the council to paint an H in front to show it's not a space, although the dropped curb should really be a big clue!

You are allowed a post office account

I agree - ban all cash

Profiteering
Party manifestos allowed to be unenforceable
A home being something traded on a world wide game of Monopoly

Is it though? Every trip people make is a necessity? I bet a very small percentage of trips are actually necessary. Owning a cat is a necessity for us for pest control. Unless of course you would like us to use poison to control rats and kill the local owl population alongside them?
Never ever have I seen a hedgehog harmed by a cat.

Stupid and idiotic plastic washing up bowls that make it impossible to actually fit your plates in the sink. And won’t stand up when you try to keep them out of the way.
Straight into Room 101. (Off topic, but I actually had room 101 in an oasis hotel in Abu Dhabi. It consisted of two reception rooms, a dressing room, bedroom, dining room and mini kitchen. All for one person).

In my experience it is nice restaurants that do it! I think they spend too much time watching tv cheffing.

Fruity/candy flavoured vapes that target children - should be criminal

Crocs cured the plantar fasciitis that had had me near crippled for more than 2 years.

I agree that they're hideous, and wouldn't dream of going further than my garden in them, but they are great for PF.

Just to point out that getting a widened driveway and dropped kerb often takes shared parking off others. Especially in cul de sacs where not everyone can do the same

IMO, bicycles should have number plates, and cyclists should pay for compulsory insurance and road tax

I was at the head of a queue of traffic at some temporary traffic lights on red today - and a cyclist just sailed past us, through the red light! Why does the Highway Code not apply to cyclists?

1. Playing music in a car that's so loud that it can be heard outside your car.
2. Another vote for spitting in the street or any other public place.
3. Packaging that isn't easy to open.

Try a nap @sleepwouldbeniceit will do wonders for your cognitive abilities.

That cyclist was in the wrong, they absolutely should be following the highway code.

But it seems unfair to bring back road tax just for cyclists when no-one else has to pay it. Everyone, including cyclists, already pay for the roads through their council tax. Why make cyclists pay extra?

As for insurance, cars can do a LOT more damage to other people and property than bikes can.

I'm changing mine, anyway, after my weekend

1. Houses that refuse to clean themselves
2. Lawns that refuse to mow themselves
3. Children that whinge on family walks

Your jokes match IQ
Try a simple Google of reliable sources (hint: not you tube or tiktok) to quickly understand that you beliefs put you in the same camp as extreme maga
But you won't.
Hence my original point

You’d ban bodily autonomy for pregnant women?!

1. smart motorways
2. People who speed up from side roads and brake sharply as if they aren't going to stop.
3. Middle lane hoggers!

Can you please translate your post to English? I'm not fluent in gibberish.

1 - any form of gambling.
2- social media before 16.
3 - The Royal Family.

Parental alienation

Being a shit co-parent

Higher conviction rates and longer sentences for rape and DV

You posted the silliest things on the thread.

1. Religion
2. Religion
3. Left wing loonies complaining about buying council houses