Child Benefit is Increasing

[Overthebow]

By 45p a week. What will you be spending your extra 45p on?

Beer and fags

I was going to say a Freddo but they're more expensive than 45p now, aren't they?

Decisions decisions...

Eyelash extensions, false tan and nails.

Maybe drugs.

Only 30p in tesco.

Oh that’s shocking. .

Don't you prefer champagne ?

A widescreen TV.

I was going to say a luxury holiday and new car but I bought these with the £14 child mainetenance I got last year.

Avocados

Sky TV.

A Freddo where I work is £1.35!!!!!!

Upgrading my air raid shelter for the envitable ww3

Maybe put the 45p per week (£23.40 per year) to the Council Tax that is going up by around £90 per year ...

Or perhaps it will help offset the increase in my energy bills, knocking a huge £1.80 off my £98 monthly increase.

It's just a world of exciting possibilities

Is it gold plated???

Is it 45p per child, or is it like 30p for the second child?

A 50" TV and possibly a BBL.

Freddos are too expensive.

I'll treat the kids to an apple they'll have to share though!

A vape and a bottle of lambrini

It’s definitely less for the second child, not sure how much though

You’re right it’s 30p increase for child 2

Are you going to waste the rest?

Lottery tickets

Sky tv and some snowflake on the weekend x

Lip filler.

A pouch of tobacco, a four pack of Carling and a scratchcard.

Well it looks good in the papers eh?
So we can all sit back and feel smug about them cutting funds for the disabled.