Child Benefit is Increasing

[Overthebow]

By 45p a week. What will you be spending your extra 45p on?

Hmmm between them an extra 75p . It might buy a loaf of bread (if I’m lucky) they would have to share it though x

honestly it probably cost more in admin work making the change/ discussing it then the actual rise 🤣

Prostitutes and glue

OMG! Am reading this in the Doctor's waiting room and this thread is cracking me up! 🤣🤣🤣Keep exploding laughing!

My lovely 45p weekly uplift will be going towards my lovely £50 per week increase in childcare !

A big salad.

Baba Ganoush probably.

I'm going to buy some nail polish! Some expensive stuff that gets shipped over from the US. 😁

Nothing, don’t qualify as my partner earns too much, even though our combined income isn’t loads.

Three onions.
A packet of Space Raiders
Half an hour's tumble-drying

What are you gluing the prostitute to ?

According to Google, 140 euros for each child.

I would rather they didn't bother , bloody insulting .
Do they think anyone's going to be grateful for this ?

Excuse me, what?!

Oh, please stop being so ungrateful it’s better than nothing…. I can’t wait for April now so I can relax and stop worrying about money 🤑🥴

45p a week. 🙄

My ds is in full eating-everything-in-sight mode. He's 6' tall. Size 11 feet.

I guess his extra 45p will pay for an extra quarter of a loaf of a bread.

A mobile phone
A flat screen tv
The internet

Tesco’s 27p each
Waitrose 15p each your clearly shopping in the wrong supermarket 😂

Looks like I can splash out on a new tattoo with my 45p! Cracking :)

3 kids...4 including my husband. I will save the 4x 45p a week and buy them a gob-stopper each at the end of the month. That will be my me time, where nobody asks me Where's Dad,.

That is true. Try 3pounds a week that just covers nappies your child must eat dust idiot men and idiot women.

I don't have kids, but this increase definitely seems worth my while to either nick one, or pretend I have one. What riches!

Funded by English taxpayers….

Stop having children if you can't afford them.

Lol. You've got issues and thankfully you're in a minority. A minority of gap toothed mostly men with beer bellies and the love of the far right emblazoned over their fat sweaty faces.