Child Benefit is Increasing

[Overthebow]

By 45p a week. What will you be spending your extra 45p on?

One fifth of an acrylic nail extension. Thinking it will look best on my ring finger.

A goat

I don't have children but if I did I would spend mine on a Freddo.

Whoops, not enough!

Oh gosh, there are so many things I could do with that. Perhaps we could save it up until christmas and get a whole McDonald's each! Such luxury.

I'm going to invest my 45p in a high interest account

Burford Browns

How much would it save the government if they abolished child benefit completely?

A massive TV.

Freddos

University fund.....

I'll be celebrating with my Mum who has just turned 80 so now gets the 25p a week extra in her pension, she can now turn the heating on for 3 minutes a day.

Bahahha 🤣

Going to make some overpayments on my mortgage and hopefully retire earlier 🤞🏻

An extra day a week at nursery

I'm pissing myself at some of these
A fucking goat was my personal favourite, I dont get child benefit but I get pip maybe I can get myself a flock of sheep because im lying about disabilities

Crack. It's very moreish.

Private jet

It's absolutely sickening isn't it? taking focus off the rises in council tax, water and other utilities whilst cutting essential services. But hey there's 45p increase so it balances out 🤷

Lambrini.

Leaving card for Rachel from accounts?

Picturing the phone call to the bank - “Hi, can you increase my payment by (checks notes) 75p per month please?” 😂

Well I'm saving up for some cloud 9 wide straighteners so I estimate this will speed up my purchase by about 40 years.

How about just be grateful to be getting any financial support for your offspring in the first place...?

Lucky you - mine is going up by £482 a year!!! (Thank you SNP 😡)

One banana 🍌