SO DRUNK HELP

[Ofteqq]

Typed my title out and this so many times as I can’t type properly so drunk how can I sober up this isn’t good

So they get toasted on opium and that’s better that a few glasses of fizz, is it? 😂

She's drunk! Probably on white wine

@oakleaffy I've never been able to tolerate alcohol. I could get off my face on half a lager. I'm glad Opium isn't legal as I would definitely frequent one of those dens.

Nah she'll be fine - 75 per cent of the average workplace handover is just having to get up for work 5 hours after you stopped drinking. She's got a 12 hour night to sleep it off.

@Freesiabritney ok

Surely drunk posting on MN is preferable to other social media pages. At least here you're anonymous.

Your subject line literally says HELP

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Op no offence but your just embarrassing yourself now very cringey.
You have kids in the house a husband that likes it when you act like a teen just wrong.

Following this thread purely to see how long before it gets zapped. 😄

Drink loads of water OP!

@spacepies🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh my god, you’re right!
that is word-for-word what i was thinking.
it’s uncanny.

@Ofteqq You definitely need to change your username to Moonbag !! 😂😂😂

Some people need to lighten up, its ok to get shitfaced every once in a while, her dh is looking after the kids, she just had a bit too much fun. Most people have done it at some point. As long as op doesn't piss in the wardrobe, she's fine 😁

Hope you haven't got work tomorrow op, eat some carbs and drink plenty of water

It's probably moderation in all things.

I did have a go on vaporised opium many years ago last century and it was profoundly peaceful and lovely.
A feeling of warmth and supreme lightness.

That of course is how people get drawn in.

Uck, leave her be. Not sure why people are being so hostile. OP had a few too many and makes silly posts. Drunk person does silly thing. Hardly a big deal. Enjoy the rest of your night OP. And your chichen burger. 😁

Leave OP be moonbags, crikey surely we’ve all done it?
my DP would find it hilarious too.
little lunchtime nap under the desk tomorrow she’ll be fine

No it doesn't. You're a bloody shit stirrer @spacepies

Numsbet and moon bag are now my favourite expressions ever! Hope it doesn't hurt too much in the morning OP, enjoy your takeaway

She's not the first person to get drunk, condescending women are the worse😊bet your friends are terrified to get drunk under mumblespartys evil eye🤣

Why did you start this thread? Everyone knows how you sober up. Know your limits, stop drinking when you need too, get home safely, drink water and go to sleep. You can't speed up alcohol metabolism. Just don't drink too much at a baby shower then start spewing crap on Mumsnet.

Yeah me too. Just don't remember my mum doing that 😅

I think people have different biochemical makeups- I've never liked alcohol, but the vaporised opium I tried last century - it was alarming how soothing it felt.

My Iranian friend was dismayed when he moved to UK and he found it wasn't part of the culture here - but booze was.

Well I’m enjoying your thread OP! Enjoy your takeaway, hope tomorrow isn’t too painful 😆

Was logging into Mumsnet, name changing and starting a thread really easier than Googling 'how to sober up'?