SO DRUNK HELP

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Typed my title out and this so many times as I can’t type properly so drunk how can I sober up this isn’t good

I’m ok don’t worry it’s not funny

in just in a fun mood it’s ok x

This post is very weird. What's the point?

Bacon sandwich, a crunchie bar and a pint of irn bru after a good sleep, you'll be as right as rain.

Lol I'm 2 years sober been there many times

Make yourself sick
Glass of milk & get to sleep . Hope you feel okay tomorrow x

Drink water.
Eat carbs.
Drink orange juice if you can face it.

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Don't tell me: you started on the prosecco on an empty stomach?

(For the future)
An electrolyte drink, two ginger sea sickness tablets, an omeprazole and a cheese sandwich before you go to sleep.

I promise this is an absolutely foolproof method. The combination 100% works. It was tried and tested whilst backpacking years ago and has never failed me or anyone I've told :)

A bit left field, but is there a chance that you've picked up a bug or had your drink spiked?
Hope you're feeling better soon OP.😊

You're not that drunk as you wouldn't be bothered being on here, asking stupid immature questions !

Are you the poster from the other thread that started drinking at 11am,

She's drunk, there is no point 😂

Don't eat fatty meats I thought it was a great idea to eat salami after I overindulged once the salami trying to exit via my sinus was not a vibe

Hydrate your ass off and sleep

It's a one off (I think) and the kids and DH are ok and giggling at her. She is an adult.

Only thing I'll advise is to sleep on your side (recovery position) if you go to bed. Just in case you get sick and aspirate it.

I'm sure you'll be ok. You seem to be at home with help around if you need it.

@Margorett I am perfectly able to do both thank you very much I have just tripped up the stairs but now sat on my bed I hope that is ok with you!!!!!!!!😆

Jesus apparently on here there’s no inveteren being drunk and being on here must be doing something wrong thanks

Drink lots of fluids something fizzy. Sip through a straw gets rid of the gas. Have something to eat. I usually go for something like a kebab before home. It soaks up the alcohol. Or a full English if you can stomach it. Don't get in the shower as someone has suggested. Splash your face with cold water.

I mean being logged onto here and crossing a motarway is different I guess boring old people all the time thanks x

Will order a takeaway soon mmmm

Last time I did that while drunk, I fell asleep before it arrived.

Does your Mum know you've been drinking?

I mean I am 34 years old I have. no reason to pretend I am drunk just trying to speak to people I mean I want. Chicken burger and am enjoying Sunday night before horrible Monday comes

put a lot of water next to the bed, drink a lot of water before falling asleep and dry toast if you have it

you may throw up in the night and its better if you have something to throw up in your stomach