SO DRUNK HELP

[Ofteqq]

Typed my title out and this so many times as I can’t type properly so drunk how can I sober up this isn’t good

“Numsbet” is my favourite part of this weird thread.

Half a pint of orange juice

You could try my DH sworn method of the 'tactical chunder' but for me I would just go in a dark room, put on some good music (quietly) and sleep it off.

Its the morning you likely have to worry about, I will suggest Powerade for that phase.

Now that I’d like to see

Moonbag 😂😂😂

Get yourself a fat kebab, you'll be fine.

I love threads like this, really brings out the "seek some help" pearl clutching brigade who've never done anything silly in their lives.

I hope you’re not having to drive first thing in the morning.

Can we all agree that any future name calling on MN should exclusively be Moon Bag.

Yeah I liked that bit too. Numsbet and Moonbag.

You got wasted at a baby shower? Classy 🙄.
No doubt you’ll tell me I’m boring and old, but I’d prefer that to being drunk and embarrassing.

It's not the getting drunk, it's just that the attention-seeking, pointless posting of nonsense on social media when drunk seems a bit pathetic.

Electrolytes are your friend! If you have any dioralyte take it now!

😆 looks like you had a good time.

Last time I got that drunk I rang a taxi firm and dramatically and exasperatedly asked, "Well? Are you coming?"

They were not.

I hadn't booked a taxi.
I didn't tell them my name or where I was.
I didn't even say hello.
They weren't even remotely local to me.

I must have googled 'taxi' in my haze and just hit dial to the first number that came up and demanded to know if they were on their way. 🤷‍♀️

I haven't drunk in a long while.....😳

You'll be grand op. Water, food and sleep.

You don't have to engage though

Surely the only way to endure a baby shower is to get absolutely blotto?

@Ofteqq I find the quickest way to sober up is to sit on the bed, half undressed, and try to think of past mistakes, faux pas and minor misdemeanours. Gives you the horrors and sobers you up quicker than you can say "fat coke and a packet of salt and vinegar squares" .

And starting the post in some despair over her state, then moving on to telling us we’re boring for not being drunk like she is!

🎶🎶🎵Well, it's a marvelous night for a moonbag 🎵🎵
With the stars up above in your eyes 🎶🎶😍

Numsbet!

Link?

Because no one in the history of time has ever posted on social media for attention 🙄

Maybe go and do something wholesome and worthwhile instead of making sneery comments on funny social media posts if you find it so beneath you?

I mean I’m dancing to Chris brown forever I’m winning

Order a kebab on ubereats, down a pint of water, 2 paracetamol and you'll be grand 👌

Lol. Many, many years ago I flung myself into a taxi and demanded to be taken to "home". Fortunately he was quite a patient guy so we got there in the end.

OK now you've jumped the shark, he's a domestic abuser and makes shit music.