SO DRUNK HELP

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Typed my title out and this so many times as I can’t type properly so drunk how can I sober up this isn’t good

I think you mean numsbet

Hahaha this thread is too funny

Why would she be embarrassed, noone knows her??

Fried eggs, bacon, tomatoes, baked beans, mushrooms and blackpudding. Tomato juice with tabasco and worcester sauce. Works wonders. Follow with black coffee.
That's tomorrow. Tonight, lots of water.

Are you more pleasant when you're sober?

See, the thing about being blootered is you don't tend to think too logically...

It's quite embarrassing to throw insults atound on MN while pretending to be drunk.

What is the going rate for caring for a 6 year old in their own home for 2 nights & 2 days?
Full DBS, paediatric first aid, fully trained and, experienced. UK
Thanks all ☺️

OP this thread is hilarious. (Please ignore all the grumps, they’re just jealous they weren’t invited anywhere today)

Can we rename this site Numsbet?

What did Gordon Ramsey do to get mixed up in this 😂

Moon bag is fucking brilliant.

I doubt this thread on an anonymous forum will be the worst of ops worries tomorrow, I think the horrors will come when she thinks about what she did and said at the baby shower 🤦‍♀️🤣

Drink water, go to bed take bucket or large bowl to throw up in.

How about "Grow Up!?
You are over 30, get some common sense?

Righto. If you’re serious, drink a load of water, grab a bucket and another glass of water, and go to bed.

In medical training you're taught that mixing paracetamol with alcohol is one of the biggest risk factors for liver damage.

Half a bottle of Prosecco and a chicken burger I think.

Yes
if taking very regularly over a long period of time

not as a one off

I doubt it unless the paracetemol exceeds the recommended daily dose and the alcohol intake is huge.

But anyway, since I don't have a pack of paracetemol handy, does it say on the box to avoid alcohol when taking them?

Yes.

Eh not really, but then I have a sense of humour and don't get pissed off over silly things, try it ❤️

Shhhh...I think she might have nodded off.

Should have told the NHS !

Can I drink alcohol while taking paracetamol?
Drinking a small amount of alcohol while taking paracetamol is usually safe. Try to keep to the recommended guidelines of no more than 14 units of alcohol a week. A standard glass of wine (175ml) is 2 units. A pint of lager or beer is usually 2 to 3 units of alcohol.
It may not be safe for you to drink alcohol with paracetamol if you have certain health conditions, such as liver problems. Check the leaflet in your medicine packet to find out whether it's safe to drink alcohol when taking paracetamol.

Common questions about paracetamol for adults - NHS

Why 30, must have missed the memo, so it's okay to get locked and do silly things at 29 but then 30 comes and that's it🤣

God, OP is going to be mortified in the morning 😂