This is grim, yes?

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Gym changing rooms. Woman sat butt naked on vinyl type benches while she rubbed body lotion in for about 10 mins. Bare arse and foof all over furniture which others are using. Put some knickers on ffs, I don't care if you're naked but please don't rub your lady bits all over the furniture 🤮

Glad to have provided some entertainment 😂

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Ugh. She sounds like an exhibitionist who gets a thrill out of being naked in public. She could just as easily apply body lotion with her underwear on.

Changing rooms are for getting changed so nudity is par for the course but no one should be getting an eyeful of genitals! Roast chicken did make laugh!! I definitely wouldn't want any bits of my naked body touching any parts of the bench / floor though, who knows what's been on there!

TBH I don’t see much at my DL, thank goodness! And certainly none from me - I invariably get changed in one of the (too few) cubicles.

Haha not quite the same but along the lines of exhibitionism, when I was in my 20's I worked in an office in Bristol and went for a walk to Castle Park on my lunch break, where a woman was doing naked yoga right next to the main path into town, went into downward dog position, flashing her glory at all and sundry who were walking to go and get their lunch!

All in favour of getting some air round Yer Bits.
BUT etiquette required....
No legs akimbo
No minge bench suction action

tbc

“Careful Marge, no-one wants a vag verucca”

Eurgh- no need for butt naked either.

Is it a David Lloyd thing?! She’s not the only one at ours, just the worst. It’s like some women have worked so hard to far that taut, honed physique that they want the rest of us to see it.

Yes, disgusting. One of the reasons I don't use a public gym anymore and got my own stuff for home instead. I just couldn't stand the foulness of the general public anymore. From nose/arse picking, bare feet on gym machines, filthy toilets, dirty plasters stuck to walls/floors -🤮.

My thought also. Women can be perverts too.

Aaaaand I think that's enough internet for one day 😂

I saw a lady in David Lloyd with one foot up on the make-up tables blow drying her growler with the communal dryer.

Still can't work out if I was horrified, envious or fascinated.

This was at least 10 years ago btw

There's a whiff of 'vaginas are filthy and gross' about this thread...

I wouldn't fancy this myself, but fgs let the woman do as she pleases with her own vulva!!! It's not going to harm you I promise.

Joy of sex type ahahah- remember the guys - always had beards !!

Could we also mention that if the lycra is gone in your leggings meaning that they are pretty much transparent, it would be polite to wear something underneath if you are going to attend a spin class (and position yourself at the front).

Plus she could leave behind pubic hair too.

It wasn't a Puregym was it? There's a woman at my gym that used to do that, though I haven't seen here in a while. She's the only woman I've ever seen walk around totally naked and do the foot up on a bench this whilst drying and applying lotion!

It’s not an unusual place to be naked though, is it? I get that it might be a faux pas in the cold meats section of Sainsbury’s, but I can’t really see the objection in a changing room.

Yuck! Gross and disgusting and very rude.

You win the Internet!

Me too! Me too!

I have no judgment to make but I am picking up a lot of usernames for my future name changes from this thread. Bagsy blowdryinghergrowler

I think we can all agree we aren't saying her vagina is filthy and gross, it's what's she's doing with it that is!
I'd feel the same if she was licking the benches and other people were left to sit in her saliva.