This is grim, yes?

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Gym changing rooms. Woman sat butt naked on vinyl type benches while she rubbed body lotion in for about 10 mins. Bare arse and foof all over furniture which others are using. Put some knickers on ffs, I don't care if you're naked but please don't rub your lady bits all over the furniture 🤮

You literally said you hoped people would feel a sense of shame around nudity in the changing room. Then posted a puking emoji.

I mean, you could come over and sit on my sofa bare arsed... I'd definitely think you were weird... because it's a private home... and a sofa!!! I don't think you'd enjoy it here much tho as my kids do frequently sit naked on the sofa, and I'd prefer you didn't tell my 6 year old her privates are foul and disgusting... not sure we'd get on all that well to be honest... but hell, why not?! Let's give it a go!

And I thought this thread couldn't get any better! Batten down the hatches and prepare for the arrival of the angry toilet ladies

Apart from disgusting for everyone else, she'll end up with some kind of fungal foof rot 🤢.

(And, you ones wonder why communal hair straightens freak me out 😂).

Pretty sure if I was sat on a bench naked, leaning over to put body lotion on my lower legs, there would be bench/flappage connectivity. I probably have a regular sized arse.....

Take it its not a slat type bench risking flappage trapping?

Hilarious! Let’s give it a go 🤣

Could be painful!😀😆

So in your opinion is ok for a woman to blow dry her fanny floof hair in front of 5 year olds? OMG this get more and more disturbing and equally hilarious by the minute 🤣

I'm honestly mystified by this! No, of course I wouldn't mind if my 6 year old girl saw a lady drying her fanny in a woman's changing room!!! What's wrong with a fanny!?! We'd probably laugh a bit cos it's strange, but I don't find it gross or disgusting no! It's a fanny! We've all got one! I don't get why it's offensive!

😂😂 thank you, that cheered me right up. As well as the young man no doubt! Extra points for the flourescent lights 😂

Well luckily my girls are grown up. I would have a huge problem with you doing that with a hair dryer in front of them, and would have to say something. I think it’s absolutely offensive and I’m no prude. Plus the hygiene aspect of your fanny germs flying out of the hair dryer and flying around. I’m absolutely laughing my head off at the thought that you’re defending this. It’s just minging.

Plus the hygiene aspect of your fanny germs flying out of the hair dryer

🤣🤣🤣

Omg fanny germs!!! That's your best yet!!!!

Exactly what germs are flying out of my freshly washed fanny to infect you? Is it a virus? Infectious bacteria? Is it airborne? Or just droplets? What will you catch? Will it be serious?

You're hilarious! You can definitely come over anytime!

It’s incredibly amusing!

What about if it was her bum hair? Is that ok?

Really hoping that someone, somewhere, does a scientific study to test whether Fanny germs come flying out of hair dryers when you dry yourself! 😂

I bet they do! I’m sure if it was a man drying his hairy balls and bum they’d all be disgusted! (I’d personally rather see a man doing that than a woman) but I guess that’s a whole new discussion! I wouldn’t want my children to inhale the ‘fumes’ of either! 😀😀

Is he adjusting his privates as or immediately before he dries? If so, the dryer handle is definitely swarming with cooties. 😝

But men are ALWAYS sexual and a woman is not, even if she’s actually touching herself the whole time.

Huh? What does this mean?

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I mean Jesus... how much bum hair does this poor hypothetical lady have? I'm worried she's going to get some strays caught and seriously hurt herself... however, yes if a lady would like to use a hair dryer to dry her butt hair then yes I'm also OK with my child seeing a butt hole.

I dont see what's offensive about any part of a woman's body, we all have the same parts, none of them grim. People can do as they wish with their own bodies in a public changing room, that's literally the purpose of it.

I guess I'd draw the line if someone appeared to be in some way gratifying themselves and getting off on my child watching. You've pushed me into considering where my line actually is.. so thanks for that.

There used to be someone at my gym that did this, she was also very loud and opinionated. I have to confess, this was the only time in my adult life that I couldn't bring myself to challenge her offensive rant....I'll look anyone in the eye and stand up for what's right, just not when they butt naked! And, yes, very Grim.

Bwahahahaha! I’ve just read all the way through this brilliant thread and I take my hat off, it is Mumsnet at its finest: hilarious stories followed by posters getting offended and attacking other on both sides. All interspersed with minge crimes and naked roast chicken sauna poses.

Bravo everyone, keep it coming 😂. Nice work OP!

“To prevent flappage trappage and mingement impingement, the management kindly requests that all gym users refrain from airing their Marys in the changing rooms. Floof grooming is strictly prohibited 🚫”

I literally grew up going to a lot of naturist campsites, and there was a sports centre that had a naturist evening once a month.
and NOBODY would have dreamed of sitting down without putting their towel down first. if you did the trampolining, you had to put pants on (because of the sitting bounces) yes, everyone was naked. but everyone also respected that nobody wanted their undercarriage all over every surface.