Things you’ve outright lied about and completely ignored answering when challenged.
Your mother’s age: She has miraculously got younger as time has passed, making the Benjamin Button comment relevant and hilarious. But you knew that movie reference, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you just decided to feign ignorance and faux outrage to use it as a Gotcha! moment rather than address why you’re lying in the first place. We all know it’s because putting on your elderly mother so much for childcare is out of order, so you shaved a few years off her age to make it look more acceptable. It still isn’t.
Your wage: On other threads you say you work 2.5 days a week as a teacher with a take home of £1400pm. Your DH earns £1800pm. You moaned that £1700 left over after the mortgage and council tax was not enough for food or utilities! Of course it is! When in fact you are earning more than £1400pm because you’ve been doing supply on top! Which apparently still isn’t good enough for you.
Being a feminist: You think by using the title Ms it makes you somehow morally superior or unique in comparison to women who chose Mrs. It’s isn’t and you’re not. What is more telling is the underlying absolute contempt you have for other women, I’ve never seen such goady comments, but that was another attempt to deflect from the topic at hand. You think women are automatically “bitchy” and not as well “considered” as men just because the majority of MN users are women and the majority don’t agree with you. Usually when that happens it means you’re in the wrong and some people actually have the humility to admit it. Imagine that! For some reason you assume you would receive a better response from men, bold of you to think so, when in reality anyone with a shred of logic and or in possession of basic maths skills can see the maths ain’t mathing. But if you want to work more hours on a lesser hourly rate, good luck to you I guess. No doubt you’ll be writing another post next month under another username declaring how unfair cleaning is.
Being overcrowded to get social housing: Your 2 teens don’t live with you half of the time and your eldest is almost at university, which fits nicely into the next lie about your son getting an offer from Cambridge: when no offers have yet been given.
Perhaps you should go into politics, considering you’ve made an art form of lying, deflection and the use of red herring arguments once exposed. I’m sure many would agree that it would be best if you left teaching altogether, you obviously don’t like it, you obviously think you’re better than parents, you’re dishonest and sexist, you hold some seriously warped views and you don’t listen to reason. Not exactly ideal characteristics for someone who is responsible for shaping young minds! Particularly girls.
I look forward to either a one liner retort that doesn’t even attempt to address any of the above or I’ll just listen for the crickets.