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Shite 50th

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Cowardlybitch · 11/11/2024 11:36

For contact, we're lucky to be in a decent position financially. Not loaded but mortgage paid, decent income, we can enjoy not to worry about what we put in shopping basket. Usually a week abroad and a couple of breaks a year. What do I get for my 50th birthday off my husband? Bearing in mind we have been together for 20 years. 2 pairs of merino wool socks that are too big and in hideous colours. Same brand and colours as purchased at Christmas that I asked him not to buy again. In fact, I said no more socks unless they're Bridgedale ones. But apparently they'll shrink to fit. And two small boxes of chocolates from a shop I walk past 3 times a week to go to work and buy myself when I want them. And yes, the socks do in fact shrink - to a size that don't actually fit - as per the Christmas ones.

From friends I have a crap, self-published vegan book from some random off Facebook (full of beige coloured meals) and a collection of kitchen crap from Morrisons homeware section.

When asked what I want, I said to donate to my favourite charity. But no, apparently, I don't want that. I want a collection of wasteful rubbish to take to the charity shop. I don't think the thought counts when there has been no effort whatsoever. I make a real effort with these people and would never buy them something they had expressly asked me not to. Or rubbish from the supermarket. I live in a tiny house - what the fuck would I want with tacky ceramic crap that serves no useful purpose whatsoever? I'm a keen cook - if wanted a spoon rest, I'd already have one. Why the fuck would anyone want a spoon rest - just wipe your worktop? Why give me an "original" recipe book which contains a recipe for soffritto and meals so visually unappealing they look like cow-pats? The purchaser had clearly not bothered to look at it. Why feckin ask me what I want and then tell me I don't want it? Why the fuck do I bother? The two things that make me most cross in the world is money being wasted and talking to myself. I can't believe I'm still surprised at 50 to be reminded, yet again, how fuckin thoughtless people are and I may as well talk to the neighbour's cat as clearly people don't listen to me.

Now I'm stuck with repeat protestations of "I forgot" and "I don't know what to get you" and the poor, "sad me" face because the cruel, mean woman has finally erupted. I'm so incredibly angry. More angry with myself for thinking this would be any different to any of the other lousy, thoughtless birthdays.

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MumOfOneAllAlone · 11/11/2024 11:46

I'm not sure whether lots will agree but I'm with you

Birthdays are important, it's a chance to celebrate you. Your husband should've planned something big for you

I love to get thoughtful gifts and celebrate people so it'd piss me off if that wasn't reciprocated

Happy birthday ❤️

RunningJo · 11/11/2024 11:51

I hear you, I don't care how much anyone spends on me for my birthday, but I do very much care about the thought that has gone into it. People (me included) don't always get gifts right, but as long as there is thought.
To already have suggested what people can get instead of gifts and then end up with random things would annoy & disappoint me a bit too.
I hate getting gifts that contain no thought, would prefer they just got me a card and bought me a glass of wine when we next go out than to end up with something that screams 'this will do'.

YabbaDabbaDooooo · 11/11/2024 11:51

Did you arrange to do anything on your birthday, like a meal at a nice restaurant or something?

I do that every year with DH, our adult DC and a couple of close friends.

It's always a great night, so I don't really end up thinking about the 'hit and miss' gifts people might've bought.

travailtotravel · 11/11/2024 11:52

Just to say I hear you.

"you don't say much these days, do you?"

  • gets interrupted
  • gets talked over
  • no one cares
  • not listened to
  • gets ignored
  • dismissed when do speak
And why do you think I don't say much to you, Sherlock?
PauliesWalnuts · 11/11/2024 11:52

I'm with you too. I hosted, and cooked, and had to ask my new boyfriend at the time to buy me a birthday cake because my family never bother. They then spent the whole day talking about the family golden child's forthcoming baby and wedding. I know it's exciting, I know it's the first baby for 25 years, but FFS I just wanted one day for me. My boyfriend was horrified by their behaviour.

I also have almost everything I need and requested money to a charity close to my heart. I got Prosecco (ugh), a tigerskin throw (WTF?) and a couple of ornaments (clutter). I suspect all my presents off family were regifted.

However, two friends sent flowers, which I loved.

JustinThyme · 11/11/2024 11:55

Happy birthday!

Drop all that crap off at the charity shop on your way to the John Lewis homewares department and buy yourself everything you fancy.

Then have a nice piece of cake in a cafe.

Deadringer · 11/11/2024 11:55

I would be shoving those socks up his nose. I am not bothered about gifts generally but I would rather get nothing than shite.

OrangeAutumSunshineGlow · 11/11/2024 11:55

Happy 50th birthday

Sorry, that people did not listen. I sympathise that you did not want "stuff"

All is not lost, because you will be 50 fir a whole year.!

You could still create a charity fund raising giving page & pit it on social media & request donations. You could donate the first £50.

Or you could do a fund raising event & raise money for your favorite charity.

I would try to turn this into a positive !

boysinbars · 11/11/2024 11:55

Perhaps you are difficult to choose for and buy for? I fall into this category. I buy my own gifts now, I have no expectations of others and therefore I’m never disappointed and I have the stuff I want. People who expect thoughtfully put together gifts probably have unreasonable expectations of others and the time and money that rightfully go into these things. So unless you dropped clear hints I think you’re being a bit unreasonable. Celebrating a 50th should be far more about nice gestures and a special occasion than what someone bought for you.

sausagesforteaagain · 11/11/2024 11:58

I mean you are being unreasonable, to leave it to 50 to go nuclear about shit presents.

  1. Buy yourself something fancy
  2. remind DH weekly until Xmas you expect a decent present
  3. Stop doing nice stuff for him.
Drivingoverlemons · 11/11/2024 12:00

I plan to get a nice piece of jewellery from my husband for my 50th and I will be sending him suggestions or taking him out shopping for it. Usually I don’t care all that much what I get from him.

OrangeAutumSunshineGlow · 11/11/2024 12:00

Secondly, as some people get older I have found it nicer to book people experiences, rather buy presents.
This may be a day out to visit somewhere, a group meal, a sporting activity, theatre, cinema, holiday. However this can depend on your budget.

Deadringer · 11/11/2024 12:00

Yeh people always come up with this 'hard to buy for' shite, but when your dp of 20 fucking years buys you hideous socks for Xmas and you particularly ask him not to buy them for you again, and he buys them for you again, that is a whole other ball game.

MammaGisAF · 11/11/2024 12:00

so visually unappealing they look like cow-pats I love you OP for this sentence alone.

For my Birthday this year I asked for sponsorship towards a charity event I was taking part in. I received an Amazon voucher. To add insult to injury it was an e voucher purchased on the day and emailed over. No thought at all. I’m still pissed off about it months later.

TorroFerney · 11/11/2024 12:03

boysinbars · 11/11/2024 11:55

Perhaps you are difficult to choose for and buy for? I fall into this category. I buy my own gifts now, I have no expectations of others and therefore I’m never disappointed and I have the stuff I want. People who expect thoughtfully put together gifts probably have unreasonable expectations of others and the time and money that rightfully go into these things. So unless you dropped clear hints I think you’re being a bit unreasonable. Celebrating a 50th should be far more about nice gestures and a special occasion than what someone bought for you.

But surely the gift is the nice gesture you mention? she told friends what she wanted how is that difficult ? You’ve done some mental gymnastics to assert that if you want a thoughtful present (is an unthoughtful present not an oxymoron?) you are some demanding grabby person. Even more so when she wanted money giving to bloody charity.

I agree op it’s shit and it’s what it represents, thoughtlessness and shines a spotlight which makes you wonder generally how little you are thought of.

TH1NG1E · 11/11/2024 12:03

But you said you didn't want anything basically. So I can't understand the anger. Different if you said I'd like this perfume and this necklace and they got you spoons and recipe books.

Rainbowdottie · 11/11/2024 12:03

A couple of years before my 50th, I got to a point with extended family, that I was no longer sending cards or gifts. A happy birthday on Facebook, from my point of view, was fine. I was tired of remembering everyone's occasions (yes not just birthdays!) I was tired of making the effort, tired of asking them to family events where they'd not turn up, some not reply at all, tired of suggesting "christmas get togethers" and the such like.

I decided to take all the tiredness and pressure out of myself. I decided not to be disappointed anymore and not have an expectation. Because if you don't have expectations, you can't be disappointed! My 50th was fabulous, my husband and I (together) planned a holiday of a lifetime. My husband is shit at gifts but great at planning! I find it better at "occasions" to tell him what I want...but I understand that's not everyone's cup of tea, they want surprises etc.

Apart from my adult children , I think I had 2 cards from extended family and maybe 3 or 4 private messages on Facebook. That's how much everyone bothered 🤣 and it confirmed I'm absolutely doing the right thing to be unbothered about everyone else's occasions.

As a recovering people pleaser, don't get me wrong, I still find it hard. Even as recent as fireworks night, I broke, inviting all my family to the little gathering I was having at home with my adult kids and grandchildren. The responses or lack of them! Really reminds me why I have to be strong 💪.

No advice I'm afraid for you, people really are inconsiderate these days, totally selfish,only think about themselves. I've had so many birthdays and Christmases where I've thought I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for....I love cooking, jewellery, I have a collection of a couple of things, I like my garden etc. None of that is difficult. So I decided to do the same and not bother! I think the final straw for me was when I bought a close family member a beautiful item that cost me a lot of money....and my birthday is 2 days after her, so she can hardly forget....but she did or just didn't bother and I got a fleeting visit with some lilies in a sainsburys bag with the price ripped off, a Victoria sponge cake and a mascara. All bought from Sainsbury's on the way, shoved in the bright orange bag. Now I love lilies and flowers, so not ungrateful but the whole thing was just way off. That was a defining moment to stop.

I will say though as much as I have no expectations, I do plan with my husband. I do want to see my kids and grandchildren. I will always tell my husband that I want to go out to eat, to arrange it etc. Maybe do you need to take more of the direction to get the outcome you want? As I say I'm happy telling dh what to buy me, I'm happy saying I want to go out to this restaurant etc. I know lots of women aren't. It's more my extended family and friends I no longer bother with.

Happy birthday anyway ✨️🎂🎉🥳

junerella · 11/11/2024 12:04

I'm so sorry. It was my 40th this year and I didn't even get a card. Normally not bothered about my own birthdays but it would have been nice to feel special.

Gardendiary · 11/11/2024 12:04

The friends thing isn’t great, but the ‘effort’ from your husband is monumentally shit!

MrsSkylerWhite · 11/11/2024 12:06

Personally don’t care about birthdays but if the people who supposedly love you know that you do and make so little effort, that’s poor.

Happy birthday.

Lobelia123 · 11/11/2024 12:07

Save those socks to give back to him for his birthday or for Christmas, whichever comes first. Stay angry!!! This was really dismissive behaviour that speaks volumes about how he feels about you. Take the credit card and go out and give yourself the birthday you want and deserve xxx

MarvellousMariella1 · 11/11/2024 12:08

Unless there's a massive drip feed about how your husband is awful and you have many other problems, I think you're being rather spoilt.

Lyannaa · 11/11/2024 12:08

YANBU

Nanny0gg · 11/11/2024 12:09

YabbaDabbaDooooo · 11/11/2024 11:51

Did you arrange to do anything on your birthday, like a meal at a nice restaurant or something?

I do that every year with DH, our adult DC and a couple of close friends.

It's always a great night, so I don't really end up thinking about the 'hit and miss' gifts people might've bought.

Do you have to arrange events for your birthday?

Would it not be part of the event for someone to think about you for a change?

Lyannaa · 11/11/2024 12:09

Lobelia123 · 11/11/2024 12:07

Save those socks to give back to him for his birthday or for Christmas, whichever comes first. Stay angry!!! This was really dismissive behaviour that speaks volumes about how he feels about you. Take the credit card and go out and give yourself the birthday you want and deserve xxx

Totally agree