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Boyfriends kink

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Kneebonefuture · 09/11/2024 22:27

So kind of a rude one, so I won't go into specifics. And he's not my boyfriend, he's an old fling who has been a friend for 15 years, and we were kind of thinking of getting together, but no idea how to word that.

I've always known he had a slightly kinky side, nothing mad just a little bit more adventurous than me. However he has recently revealed a kink/hobby? That i never knew about, he seemed totally ashamed and called himself a loser, a weirdo and dirty. Its really not my thing, but I don't like to judge, so just said it wasn't anything to be ashamed of and laughed it off. Hes since seemed to take that as a green light that I'm also into it. Constantly referring to it, bringing it up and fitting it into conversations that hold no relevance. And even sending photos. Should I just call things off with him, as it doesn't appear we are a match or just tell him I'm not into it, how would I even word that? Please no nasty comments, I'm a really shy and introverted person and get confused with boundary setting occasionally. Thanks 😊

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HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:40

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:38

@Kneebonefuture ahhh gotcha! So like a costume kind of deal but you can't see his face? I'm so invested 😂😂

Was he in suspenders and crotchless knickers?

Morph suit!

DriedHydrangeas · 10/11/2024 00:40

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

That might be the most quietly horrifying thing I’ve ever read on here.

At any rate, not an image I will forget quickly…😀

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:40

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:35

It wasn't i promise. It was just something he was wearing.

So nothing as innocent as a monocle, then?

Boyfriends kink
Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:41

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

My daughter collects those hats and she's been wondering what to do with them..

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Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:44

some of us have to go to bed ready for paying our respects tomorrow so its kinda inappropriate to go to bed thinkng of a random man photographing his john thomas dressed as a borrower or whatever. come on man give me one more clue please before i hit the hay

5foot5 · 10/11/2024 00:46

Yeah @Pisssflapps is right. We need to know.

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:46

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:44

some of us have to go to bed ready for paying our respects tomorrow so its kinda inappropriate to go to bed thinkng of a random man photographing his john thomas dressed as a borrower or whatever. come on man give me one more clue please before i hit the hay

He says he bought the gear years ago, but threw it all away. He's thinking of buying more to get back into it 🤷‍♀️

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Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:47

Bondage then?! Gimp mask on his face?

NigelHarmansNewWife · 10/11/2024 00:48

It's not lycra and road cycling is it? There are many, many of them clogging up a country lane near you...

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:48

Dressed up as Batman with his dick hanging out of a hole in the suit?

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:48

At this point I'm thinking it either must be something absolutely horrifying like CBT or just plain ridiculous like multiple cock rings stacked up like the ring toss at the fair.

Happygogoat · 10/11/2024 00:49

It’s dressing as an animal isn’t it?!

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:50

Is it a costume - so something like Gromit, Tony the Tiger or Jacket Potato from The Masked Singer; or is it, um, more to accentuate a particular human feature, like a gimp mask or similar?

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:50

NigelHarmansNewWife · 10/11/2024 00:48

It's not lycra and road cycling is it? There are many, many of them clogging up a country lane near you...

I said these fuckers irritate me on Tik Tok once. Someone got all up in my grill (digitally) and called me ugly and told me I'm not aging well.

I suspect he had extra curricular activities with his bicycle judging by how butt hurt he was.

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:50

Just out of curiosity, his name doesn't begin with A does it?

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:50

Happygogoat · 10/11/2024 00:49

It’s dressing as an animal isn’t it?!

i would say so but its been mentioned pages ago and no bites if you pardon the pun

AdviceNeeded2024 · 10/11/2024 00:51

It’s a full on gimp suit complete with lead like the one in Pulp Fiction isn’t it…

And does he want to be walked on all fours and made to eat and drink out a dog bowl on the floor?

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:51

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:50

Just out of curiosity, his name doesn't begin with A does it?

Mic drop 🎤

Please make his name begin with A, pleaseeeeeee 🙏🏻

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:52

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:48

At this point I'm thinking it either must be something absolutely horrifying like CBT or just plain ridiculous like multiple cock rings stacked up like the ring toss at the fair.

So you're suggesting that his Gladiator Name would be Hoopla - or, at a considerable push, HookADuck?!

NigelHarmansNewWife · 10/11/2024 00:52

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:50

I said these fuckers irritate me on Tik Tok once. Someone got all up in my grill (digitally) and called me ugly and told me I'm not aging well.

I suspect he had extra curricular activities with his bicycle judging by how butt hurt he was.

As far as I can tell, these cyclist blokes are all about what they like doing...

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:53

Does he dress up as Scrappy Doo and spend a lot of time in Clacton?

lucylulululu · 10/11/2024 00:56

He's a furry isn't he...

Reserved101 · 10/11/2024 00:57

A chastity cage?

WafflesOrIceCream · 10/11/2024 01:02

Gimp suit!!

oakleaffy · 10/11/2024 01:02

Kneebonefuture · 09/11/2024 23:14

I'm not going to lie, its not that but he is into that aswel

Oh goodness...That's SUCH a revolting turnoff. Probably poos and pees into a nappy while wanting you to smack him.