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Boyfriends kink

515 replies

Kneebonefuture · 09/11/2024 22:27

So kind of a rude one, so I won't go into specifics. And he's not my boyfriend, he's an old fling who has been a friend for 15 years, and we were kind of thinking of getting together, but no idea how to word that.

I've always known he had a slightly kinky side, nothing mad just a little bit more adventurous than me. However he has recently revealed a kink/hobby? That i never knew about, he seemed totally ashamed and called himself a loser, a weirdo and dirty. Its really not my thing, but I don't like to judge, so just said it wasn't anything to be ashamed of and laughed it off. Hes since seemed to take that as a green light that I'm also into it. Constantly referring to it, bringing it up and fitting it into conversations that hold no relevance. And even sending photos. Should I just call things off with him, as it doesn't appear we are a match or just tell him I'm not into it, how would I even word that? Please no nasty comments, I'm a really shy and introverted person and get confused with boundary setting occasionally. Thanks 😊

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Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:28

Courgettesandonions · 09/11/2024 23:48

This thread. Christ I feel so lucky that my partner just gets off on seeing my tits.

Mine always says he would like more blowjobs (wouldn't they all) and I roll my eyes and tell him to be quiet.

Quite relieved that's all he asks for now tbh.

Pusheen467 · 10/11/2024 00:29

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:27

I wonder if it might be a close-up of a body part that, erm, isn't nearly as clean as it could be?

Not sure I actually want to know now, not gonna lie.

OP made a comment when someone said they were pissing themselves laughing about not wanting to turn on her bf so I reckon it's a close up of a pissy nappy.

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:29

I'm far too deep into this thread now to say what it is, from fear of being guilty by association.

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TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:31

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:28

Mine always says he would like more blowjobs (wouldn't they all) and I roll my eyes and tell him to be quiet.

Quite relieved that's all he asks for now tbh.

Quite. At least he's not asking you to stick a baguette up into his fundament and call him Marie Antoinette.

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:31

A close up where you can't see him in it, but it's role play.

Does he dress his cock and balls up as characters, OP?

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:32

@TheHangingGardensOfBasildon absolutely howling 😂😂😂😂

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:32

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:27

I wonder if it might be a close-up of a body part that, erm, isn't nearly as clean as it could be?

Not sure I actually want to know now, not gonna lie.

Like a geet big prolapsed anus?

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:32

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:31

A close up where you can't see him in it, but it's role play.

Does he dress his cock and balls up as characters, OP?

I actually did have a bf who did that! He once wrapped a hanky around it and pretended it was a cape. Just as a joke, not a kink.

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Pusheen467 · 10/11/2024 00:33

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:31

A close up where you can't see him in it, but it's role play.

Does he dress his cock and balls up as characters, OP?

The Grinch
The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz
Pingu
The Joker
James Bond

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:33

@Kneebonefuture you don't half know how to pick them 😂😂

So not being able to tell it's him, is it cos the camera is close up? Or too far away?

Giz a clue...

Pusheen467 · 10/11/2024 00:33

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:32

I actually did have a bf who did that! He once wrapped a hanky around it and pretended it was a cape. Just as a joke, not a kink.

A guy I was messing around with had a bow tie for his 😂

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:33

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:33

@Kneebonefuture you don't half know how to pick them 😂😂

So not being able to tell it's him, is it cos the camera is close up? Or too far away?

Giz a clue...

Close up

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Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:34

@Pusheen467 Gonzo from the muppets

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:34

Marrow up the ringpiece? Food fetish

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:35

@Kneebonefuture it's got to be a close up of his arsehole or his bollocks. Got to be. Dirty little bastard.

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:31

A close up where you can't see him in it, but it's role play.

Does he dress his cock and balls up as characters, OP?

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:35

HappyNewYear2027 · 10/11/2024 00:35

I had an ex who used to put those Innocent smoothie knitted hats on his dick. He had a white one that made it look like a newborn hamster

Thats not kinky as such just weird

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:35

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:35

@Kneebonefuture it's got to be a close up of his arsehole or his bollocks. Got to be. Dirty little bastard.

It wasn't i promise. It was just something he was wearing.

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Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:36

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:35

@Kneebonefuture it's got to be a close up of his arsehole or his bollocks. Got to be. Dirty little bastard.

what else is there?! LOL

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:36

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:32

I actually did have a bf who did that! He once wrapped a hanky around it and pretended it was a cape. Just as a joke, not a kink.

I think the 'standard' one is to pull the pockets of their trousers inside out, to look like elephant ears, and then ask if you'd like to see his trunk...

Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:36

I am crying, and not just saying I'm crying laughing and I'm not, genuinely crying laughing at this thread. This never happens 😂😂

The marrow up the ring piece and innocent smoothie hat have finished me off 😂😂😂

Reserved101 · 10/11/2024 00:36

Diaper fetish.

Kneebonefuture · 10/11/2024 00:38

TheHangingGardensOfBasildon · 10/11/2024 00:36

I think the 'standard' one is to pull the pockets of their trousers inside out, to look like elephant ears, and then ask if you'd like to see his trunk...

My absolute favorite one was when he pointed it at me and cocked it like a gun, he made the noise and everything 🤣

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Amybelle88 · 10/11/2024 00:38

@Kneebonefuture ahhh gotcha! So like a costume kind of deal but you can't see his face? I'm so invested 😂😂

Was he in suspenders and crotchless knickers?

Pisssflapps · 10/11/2024 00:39

OP, is it kinkier than a pomegranite up the hoop? It might be really tame.