Colleagues having sex in the office out of hours

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2 of my colleagues have been dating for a few months, I’d say they are friends of mine and we get on well.
Yesterday after work a lot of us went to the pub, the CEO was covering the tab so everyone was a bit tipsy.
Today the guy mentioned to someone else (who is dating my closest friend). That when they went back to the office to pick up their stuff before leaving they got carried away and had sex.

AIBU to think this is massively inappropriate and to report it?

If you were 19 in 2008, you can only be around 35. That's hardly middle aged, we don't live to 70, we live to around 90.

Come back in ten years and then you can say you're middle aged 😜

Id ignore it and carry on with my life. At the end of the day, regardless what your personal thoughts are, it's not hurting anyone.

Don't be the person that reports stuff like that. They've not done any harm have they?

@fanaticalfairy @Berlinlover fair enough. Feel middle aged at 35 with lots of wiry grey hairs, a mum pouch and no energy but always good to know the best is yet to come 🤣

I will not be living to 90 at this rate 😂

Honestly, unless he finished up on your desk I cannot see why you would give a shiny shit about this.

They’re your “friends” but you want to rat on them to management…?

Who needs enemies, right?

Okay Susan

get a grip Brenda.

you lot on here tonight 🤣🤣🤣

It's a story as old as time!

Of course it happens at work. Especially if one or other (or both) has a partner at home.

Let them get on with it

It's a story as old as time!

🎶 “Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme,
Bonking on the desk!

Ever just the same; never a surprise,
It’s all been done before, even on the floor -
it’s how I earned my rise…” 🎶

Isn't that what stationery cupboards are for? 😁

No to reporting it. None of your business, you're not the morality police.

Report it??Oh ffs get a grip it’s absolutely none of your business and it’s the sort of thing thats gone on since the dawn of time in workplaces.

Why would you want to report it? You have no idea if it’s true.

People will find out soon enough if your friend is being a gossip.

Do you really want to cut off both of your friends' incomes, leaving them unemployed and in financial hardship? In the midst of a cost of living crisis and with Christmas around the corner? For the sake of a short-lived sense of righteousness? Who on earth are they hurting exactly? Some friend you are to both of them, keep your beak out, this does not concern you at all.

If I was your manager and you took it upon yourself to relay this information to me, I'd think you were a trouble maker, two-faced considering your apparent friendship with both of them and someone I would deem untrustworthy.

Don't be a vindictive grass. If these people are your friends why would you even think of reporting them?

Of course it's inappropriate. But do you want your friends to be fired? Would that make you feel good? Just think about what the outcome would be if you report this.

So long as your desk wasn't splattered with jizz, I don't see the problem.

Unless this is a massive drip feed and you work in a children’s home or hospital, I can’t see why you would care.

But yea report it, alert the church elders.

It is massively inappropriate but they won't be the first and won't be the last. If you really are friends with them, have a quiet word. Suspect the fact that he is telling people might bring a sharp end to the relationship.

This would have been a sackable offence in my workplace (people still did it tho, pre CCTV!). Would you want that on your conscience?

I remember at one place I worked many years ago, a condom wrapper and a Femfresh wrapper were noticed in one of the bins first thing on a Monday morning….

As long as they don't use my desk when I'm actually trying to work ( that's a bit distracting ) it's fine. Do you think it really happened though ? Perhaps they are telling all their " friends" to see who reports it !

ginasevern, like this comment, if I was OP I would be sanitising my desk not rubbing my hands over it to check 😂🤣🤣🤣