Colleagues having sex in the office out of hours

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2 of my colleagues have been dating for a few months, I’d say they are friends of mine and we get on well.
Yesterday after work a lot of us went to the pub, the CEO was covering the tab so everyone was a bit tipsy.
Today the guy mentioned to someone else (who is dating my closest friend). That when they went back to the office to pick up their stuff before leaving they got carried away and had sex.

AIBU to think this is massively inappropriate and to report it?

I'm an office manager and if I was told 2 people in a relationship had sex in my office...I think I'd just laugh, say how outrageous and then and get on with my day.
I wouldn't report it to anyone as such, especially if it was a one off got carried away type thing.

I'd just hope they didn't make a mess.
Although I imagine I'd think of it every time I passed the area it happened in!

I'm not sure 'unprofessional' is the word I'd use. If they'd kept colleagues waiting to start a meeting, or there had been clients present, or they'd jammed the shredder with a condom and left it for someone else to fish out with scissors, then absolutely. But given it had no impact on anyone else or the running of the business and was in their own time..? What is unprofessional is for them to tell everyone and for you and your friends to be gossiping about it.

You can't report hearsay.You'll just come across as a bit bitchy & stirring up trouble in the office.

I might warn her that he's a bit gobby however...

He may have been showing off so it may not be true.......

Don't think i'd report it but I would tell the biggest workplace gossips so the news travelled up, that's gross

I would let her know that her boyfriend is bragging about shagging her in the office.

It's all fun and games until it has a detrimental affect on one of their careers, and if that does happen I'll guarantee it'll be hers and not his.

No! Don’t be a snitch!

Please don't use that horrible ageist, misogynistic term. Be better than that.

Unless you walked in on them during working hours, you have no evidence apart from "he said this when he was drunk" ... You don't even know if it's true.

Why would you report it? It’s not as if they were doing it when other people were around or when they were supposed to be working

You are very naive OP if you think things like this don’t go on

Oh and give it a month and we will be right in the middle of office Christmas shenanigans

Oh my God, I’d be worried that sweaty ballsacks and heaven knows what else had been all over the desks 🤢

But I wouldn’t report gossip. Just bring some anti-bacterial wipes in 😂

I wouldn’t report but it’s inappropriate and potentially unhygienic depending on where they did it. Although I’d probably be more worried about the awkwardness when they break up

It’s inappropriate but it’s non of your business and hasn’t caused any issues to the business so stay out of it. What sort of friend would want to report a couple of friends like that?

Why would you want to report it? Its a stupid thing to do but trying to get them in trouble is so vindictive.

Surely they would just deny it? Do you have proof?

YABU. Good for them! Not inappropriate at all.

If there was "fluids" or suspicious stains on YOUR desk/chair then defo report 😂😅

Just stop this Karen shit.

All I’d do is say to the person who shared this nugget that you hope they did that before the cleaners did their rounds as you wouldn’t want to discover anything unexpected on a desk or elsewhere.

Isn’t that half the fun of an office affair? Don’t worry, I’m sure the cleaners come in first thing.

Get a life OP.

Ah, shagging in the office. Happy memories.... 😋