Colleagues having sex in the office out of hours

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2 of my colleagues have been dating for a few months, I’d say they are friends of mine and we get on well.
Yesterday after work a lot of us went to the pub, the CEO was covering the tab so everyone was a bit tipsy.
Today the guy mentioned to someone else (who is dating my closest friend). That when they went back to the office to pick up their stuff before leaving they got carried away and had sex.

AIBU to think this is massively inappropriate and to report it?

Not very nice for everyone else if they did it over the Office Tea Trolley.

And all those rattling cups are a very off putting. (Apparently)

I would tell HER that he’s told people… she might not be happy with that at all.
BUT YABU for not realising it happens all the time in the office!

Why report it?

would I do something like that?! No Do I think it’s right or appropriate?! No

My own opinions aside, I certainly wouldn’t report it. There is nothing to achieve, no body has been hurt. And tbh it’s just ‘gossip.’ And tbh would be a little vindictive to report it

AIBU to think this is massively inappropriate and to report it?

If you think it would be appropriate to report your friends for a one-off piece of drunken silliness that harmed no-one and didn’t scare the horses, I’d hate to see where your mind runs to when it comes to dealing with people you don’t like. 😬

It's none of your business what they got/get up to. Just stay out of it.

I'd keep out of it. At my last office there was a couple (both married to other people) who were having an affair. They got caught a couple of times getting up to mischief in a meeting room. No one reported it. We thought it was a bit of juicy gossip but that's as far as it went.

Someone got sacked from my previous job for getting caught on CCTV having sex in an open plan office late at night - it was two men and one woman