Shannon Matthews musical. Sorry but I’m laughing

[MaryBerrysEyelashes]

At the song titles 😂😂

How do you know you haven't already heard it?

Ooooh do tell!

Was Sweeny Todd alive when the musical was made? Was he the victim?

Why on earth was my comment deleted @mnhq? There was no personal attack?!

OK. You got me. You won't have yet. But I'm optimistic. I'll give you a taster. It goes "This song isn't wit (it's doggerel shit) Doo doo doo doo doo...my mate wrote it (and I'm trying to promote it) doo doo doo ...we're making no money (cus we're not very funny) doo doo doo..." what dya think?

I think you have a winner. Get Simon Cowell on the phone ASAP 👍🏻

You think...? Cus I also do this thing where I dance the macarana with this little puppet I made from a sock and an egg box. Mate. You'd be in bits.

It tells me that the individual who used that term is a misogynist twat who doesn’t like women with an opinion, especially mothers. If that is a term he is willing to use in promoting the work then I would hazard a guess that those attitudes will shine through in a piece about a working class mother.

Loving it!!

Or just someone that knows how to push buttons and get a bunch of promo on the back of it? It's a fine line.

Oh aren’t you so very clever? Managing to wind up all us silly little women who don’t understand your sophisticated ways.

If the phrase used had been racist/homophobic/transphobic/Islamophobic and the play been about one of those groups would you be all over forums populated by those groups winding them up for the publicity?

There’s no point, I’ve just had a very ratty email after calling out this poster and they’re still here on a carry on. Best leave it before more of us get a MN Calling email or banned for replying to them.

Wow! You took time out to try and get me banned. I'm flattered you care so much about me.
This is just a little forum on a big internet. It's not going to change anything. But a lot of people (not all) on here just think they are the single important voice on anything and everything, and I personally find that offensive so I am free to express that and give a reasoned and calm debate?. No?

No, not claiming to be clever, or sophisticated for that matter. And not targeting women to wind up. I'll happily wind anyone up!
Have you seen Four Lions? Fits a few of those. But funny as hell!
Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais? Not for everyone, but you think they care? The audience vote with their feet and their wallets.

I’m not going to reply further. I have not reported you once nor tried to get you banned. I’d report this for a ‘personal attack’ but it seems that you are in the clear to do as you please here and I don’t particularly want to risk my own posting privileges by engaging further with you. I’m happy for HQ to confirm with you that I personally have not reported your posts to them, quite frankly if they can read this thread enough to delete my post, they’re evidently happy with you admitting you’re on a wind up.

This is one of the saddest threads I've ever read on MN.
Where has our humanity gone?

My apologies. I took "There’s no point, I’ve just had a very ratty email after calling out this poster and they’re still here on a carry on." as you'd reported me. My bad, as they say.
All good. Please enjoy your day.