or just naive to think that women wouldn't stoop so low as to offer their dh a blow job in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

[CountessDracula]

Cod claims they do

I can't believe it

That would be akin to being a prozzer

CD - I thought that about her virginity as well. The poor bloke was conned

pmsl @ 'to blow or not to blow'

really women have the upper hand don't they..

"mow the lawn and I'll give you a BJ"

"wash the car and I'll let you go down on me"

everyone's a winner baby.

men, such simple creatures.

Oh my god! Her dh was there? So this wasn't a quite confidential chat after too many bottles of wine between the two of you?

Suck-me shoes.

They'd have to be an amazing pair of shoes....

Urgh! You hardly knew her and she was telling you stuff that private in front of her husband??? Freak indeed!

lol at stack of eternity rings

Dammit swedes that was the joke I was searching for.

So, these shoes....are we talking Blahniks?

AS gets out mouthwash

God no - I hardly knew the woman (thankfully).. It was a fairly loud conversation at a dinner table during the starter (thus not too pissed). She was proud of it. Sort of "look at my diamonds, how good must I be ?"

Her dh just grinned and told us all how he "costs him a fortune". He too was proud.

Freaks I tell you

I am so glad you told us she looks like Anthea Turner.

Hi Custy nice to have you back.

so, would divorce follow after a dh says 'thanks love, heres a tenner for those primark sandals'? cos in my book, if i had to use a bj as currency only a pair of jimmy choos would do

Sorry - I know its not strictly relevant.. I was just expecting a children's tv presenter type (it was before AT's fall from grace) and then she starts talking about diamonds in exchange for bum sex...

lol at this thread and ring for a ring, had only read op when I first posted
can lol because I am working frmo hme today

I offer DP sex in exchange for something I want, but only when I want it.
So I might say, 'I can't be bothered to cook, lets go out for dinner tonight, We can have a quick lay down before we go ' but I want it anyway.
I can't be bothered with duty shags let alone using them for payment.

Oh, Xeeeeeeeeeeniaaaaaaaaaa

I'm with notjustmum, it's a laugh. I don't really have to reciprocate once said task has been completed and if I do it's cause I want to.

It's funny.

bj bloke joke...

"describe the worst blow job you've ever had"

"brilliant"

That's the sort of 'bargain' my ex would have put forward. He was a jerk.

I'm with mascara on this, car could do with a wash!!