or just naive to think that women wouldn't stoop so low as to offer their dh a blow job in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

[CountessDracula]

Cod claims they do

I can't believe it

That would be akin to being a prozzer

we have a joint account so it would be pointless

well it might be nice to have SOME appreciation for cooking supper

morningpaper
WiiMii I'm sorry you don't like my turn of phrase. I happen to love my husband but I know it's more popular on this site to slag them off all the time.

yes yes but I have to practically beat him off anyway so I have no need

why are women so obsessed with shoes

and where does it leave those of us who are not in a mixed financial/sexual relationship

Message withdrawn

i oten offer sex for almost anything.

"wash the pots, i'll give yo aoc rogering tonight love"

i 0ffer blow jobs on v. rare occasions for something i really want - but i never actall deliver on the blow job front and settle for a shag.

why give it away for free when one can get something in exchange.

althogh i wouldnt do it for a pair of shoes - becuase i earn my own money and if i want a pair of chuffin shoes i'll bloody wel have them

but if the tolet is blocked ....thats worth a wank no?

I think DH woul dbe completely baffled by the whole concept here (bartering, not bjs... although he may pretend to be baffled by those too!)

I occasionally promise to be very nice in exchange for a lie in etc... that normally means not making him make all the cups of tea for the day

Oh I'm with Custy, the offer of a good sesh makes things get done in my house.

I would buy my own blasted shoes though. But if dh is being an arse about something I might say 'go on, and I'll shag you later' nudge nudge wink wink.

Am I a slaaag?

Message withdrawn

Ha ha!
"I want a new pair of shoes, darling"
"Well (zzzzzzzzzippp), you'll have to talk to the boss, luv."
If it's a treat pair of shoes, and frivolous....what the hell?

Message withdrawn

we have one loo that blocks up a lot
there would be so much wanking going on that there would hardly be time to unblock the loo in between shits and wanks

dd just asked what I was cackling about

Surely no women actually have to ASK their husbands for shoes

really

please say no

Message withdrawn

Cod does it only in bed on satin sheets whilst wearing sating neglige I bet

that would be v sad

Thank god I never have to ask for anything

satin
ewww
silk surely

Message withdrawn

lol at this thread and CD with her shits and wanks

I am trying to work in a quiet office, please desist with the wit everyone

Personally, I buy my own shoes. I am not a kept woman, I earn my own, my shoe needs are not Imelda-scale. I don't think that sexual favours should be granted in exchange for anything, or yes, it does make you a bit of a tart.

Message withdrawn

turded