or just naive to think that women wouldn't stoop so low as to offer their dh a blow job in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

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Cod claims they do

I can't believe it

That would be akin to being a prozzer

Well OBM I was thinking along the lines of 'vagina dentata' symbolism but I couldn't think of the correct term for it! Which psychotherapeutic prodigy came up with that one then? You mentioned stalactites. You'd really have to have the stalagmites too, wouldn't you?

How I wish it were just a metaphor.

I second that emotion.

just got back from the dentist. Crikey that hygienist is rough.

Did he/she give your stalactites a good scraping?

OH yes.

Can you get your vagina dentata done on the NHS or did you have to go private, onebat?

Is there a sliding scale for this bj/shoe exchange?

Half arsed lick whilst sleepy = primark sandals

5 minute lick and cursory stroke of balls = Faith wedges

10 minutes enthusiastic sucking with appreciative noises = Russell & Bromley courts

20 minute extravaganza and swallowing = pick of the shop at Manolo Blahnik

The higher the heals, the lower you have to stoop, obviously. If you wear stilts you wont ever reach the all time low, so maybe exchange bjs for stilts? Gold encrusted of course.

Iorek my dear, it was nature's gift, no surgical enhancement necessary.

lol Getorf (esp r and b courts) and QS

Can I share my fav BJ joke with you all.

Why the similarity between a BJ and Lobster Thermidore?

You can't get either at home.

I can assure you, Swedes, that I am cordon bleu.

Boom boom!

If we had our vagina dentata scraped by a "hygienist" we'd be lobbying Alan Johnson about the gross insensitivity.

"You really must make sure you clean them twice daily - and floss, floss, floss"

Cordon Bleu - isn't that a chicken breast wrapped in ham and cheese, 70s-stylee?

and gargle, Swedes, please don't forget the gargling..

I imagine a vagina dentata as a bit like that machine behind a ten-pin bowling lane? (Not that I frequent such places, me dear, no dear...)

I was thinking of pharyngeal teeth on a fish.

Ugh, yuckie-yuck. That does sound more like the stuff of men's mightmares.

I have a sudden vision of that Orange and Lemons nursery rhyme when you go through the arches and get trapped:

"Here comes a Candle to light you to Bed, Here comes a Chopper to Chop off your Head
Chip chop chip chop - the Last Man's Dead."

I think we all need a couch.

Yes. I've been saying this for a long time but nobody listens.

I am quite competitive and have been known (long ago) when losing monopoly to give dh "favours" in return for mayfair etc!
p.s. this was just for fun and we were by ourselves and yes, eventually, I won.

Was it worth it?

So in marriages where the wife earns a huge lot more than the husband ( as in mine) how do these sexual politics issues play out?