or just naive to think that women wouldn't stoop so low as to offer their dh a blow job in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

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Cod claims they do

I can't believe it

That would be akin to being a prozzer

what was it I needed to do...?

Ok? years ago, I wanted a piece of cheesecake soooooo baaadddd. I begged DH to go to the specialty, late night café and get me a piece of the absolutely fabulous cheesecake one will ever have. After much pleading, the cost was a blow job. it was soooo worth it. !!!!

Ps? shag up the arse = a new car1?1 Awesome!

russell brand on jonathon ross see you later

Does Russell need new shoes as well then?

I would take almost any opportunity to find out.

I think if a man has 60 quid, he might be planning to spend it on;

• a night out with the boys
• a new accessory for his
• a new golf club
• a new memory card for his laptop

But if his wife offers him a b.j. he may consider that better value for money.

There isn't always money for both.

Xenia - Trading cunnilingus for Hush Puppies would be a very low moment, I imagine.

but Trickers...?

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OMG Trickers. They are good shoes. I would hope discerning Trickers man would be a gentleman; he would not stoop so low.

OBM - DP is Clarks boat shoe man. I have asked him if he would like me to accompany him to look at some Camper shoes but he declined, very shortly.

up the bum = a new car

wow

i'd be tempted.

Oh I gave a BJ a few weeks ago for new sneakers? it was so good, I got two pairs!!

Where's my new car then.....

sky at night....back then it was worth it......now probably not but maybe for some shoes..........may try it.

Perhaps you could get out the Monopoly board again too?

I'd defintely give my dh a blowjob for a pair of shoes.
I gave him a blowjob so he'd lend me his oyster card this morning actually

its not REAL its not like if I didn't do it, he would withdraw shoes and travel cards. its just a bit of fun. Esp when I too like Xenia, earn a lot more than him - its nice to have power switch over all the time.

Just found this in chat:

shoes lead to prostitution

So it's all true then.

I would want more than the shoes, the matching handbag at least

psml at this thread !! You are all so wonderful - I love MN !! I never get a conversation like this in the staff room at school (it's a Catholic school mind, perhaps that's the reason).
In my house a blow job is not currency - it's a birthday present.