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or just naive to think that women wouldn't stoop so low as to offer their dh a blow job in exchange for a new pair of shoes.

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CountessDracula · 24/04/2008 13:09

Cod claims they do

I can't believe it

That would be akin to being a prozzer

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Kewcumber · 24/04/2008 14:06

don;t have a DH but might consider giving someone elses DH a blow job if the shoes were nice enough.

Flame · 24/04/2008 14:06

I have just asked Dh if he should be getting sexual favours in return for things.

He wants to know if it is backdated

cariboo · 24/04/2008 14:08

'course you have to stoop, or kneel, to give a blowjob. Unless you're super-short or you're both lying down.

Blu · 24/04/2008 14:09

Kewc - that's a well-trod (hurr hurrr) path. No one is disputing whether mistresses do this blow-job / shoe alchemy.

CountessDracula · 24/04/2008 14:13

I don't care if it is a wife, a gf, a mistress

No woman should offer sex for favours or material things. It is demeaning

OK if you make the decision to become a prostitute that's fine. You're a professional then. But amateur prozzers - no way

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anniemac · 24/04/2008 14:16

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CountessDracula · 24/04/2008 14:17

same thing imo

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nickytwotimes · 24/04/2008 14:19

must admit, I'm pretty that any woman would trade sex for something else, unless pushed into it through coersion.

nickytwotimes · 24/04/2008 14:20

Just read that sentence back and it doesn't make sense.

Why would any woman trade sex for something else in a healthy relationship was what I meant!

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aGalChangedHerName · 24/04/2008 14:25

I overheard a mum in the school playground telling another mum about her very expensive handbag her dh had bought her.

She said she felt sorry for women who wouldn't just get down and dirty for their men and do whatever men wanted cos they don't get cash to spend

Ok love whatever floats your boat.

Personally i just tell dh what i want and if we can afford it i get it,if we can't i don't.

StripeyKnickersSpottySocks · 24/04/2008 14:44

That is stopping low - I got a laptop and a car. But then I do give good head.

StripeyKnickersSpottySocks · 24/04/2008 14:44

That is stooping low - I got a laptop and a car. But then I do give good head.

StripeyKnickersSpottySocks · 24/04/2008 14:44

See, I am better at oral sex than typing.

DrNortherner · 24/04/2008 14:49

I reckon people are getting a little OTT on this thread. I think in the most, if this happens it is tongue in cheek and light hearted. I enjoy shagging my dh, and I enjoy telling him I will shag him let IYKWIM.

And yes, women can enjoy sex you know.

StripeyKnickersSpottySocks · 24/04/2008 14:59

Of course its light hearted. And I'm rofl at all the people who are shocked about women not buying their own shoes and boasting about how they're not kept women and always buy their own stuff, etc.

Well for the past 3 years dh has had to buy me stuff that I've needed like a new car and laptop as I've been a student. However I don't consider myself a kept woman at all. We have an equal partnership and when he was a house husband for 2 years I bought most of the stuff we needed.

Yes when I asked him for 4k as the engine blew up in my old car and I needed a new one he did jokingly say "OK, but thats at least 100 blowjobs that you owe me". Every now and then he'll joke that he still "hasn't been paid the full amount".

IorekByrnison · 24/04/2008 15:09

It's not so much the sex aspect that's shocking (except for Anthea Turner's backdoor ring purchase), it's the idea that a husband might give his wife money in return for specific favours of any kind that I find weird. Should I start charging dp for dinner? Or for washing his pants?

Swedes · 24/04/2008 15:26

Iorek I would forego the shoes and ask for some laundry tongs and good-quality Marigolds.

IorekByrnison · 24/04/2008 15:35

Actually the more I think about it the more I think it's a good idea. (Charging for favours - not the laundry tongs. What are laundry tongs anyway?)

Dropdeadfred · 24/04/2008 16:22

It mkaes me shudder to think that women have to 'ask' men for money let alone ofer BJ's in return

Swedes · 24/04/2008 16:24

iorek - laundry tongs

Twinkie1 · 24/04/2008 16:24

This is soooo funny - I have a friend who ups the regularity of sex in her house before she asks for something she wants and before birthdays christmas and valentines day!

Me at the moment can't have sex so a BJ would probably blow DHs mind - mind you I would want Laboutins or a nice handbag not a primani pair!

IorekByrnison · 24/04/2008 16:27

Thank you Swedes. What on earth are you supposed to do with those mad paddles? They wouldn't fit in my washing machine. And I'd be terribly disappointed to receive them as a reward for a blowjob.

Swedes · 24/04/2008 17:11

Iorek - No no, they are not in satisfaction of a BJ but merely a means by which you don't have to touch the man size pants (we needn't go into what style of pants) when laundering them. Marigolds and laundry tongs are essential for carting man pants from laundry basket to washing machine. Unless you have a well trained (and very loyal to his master) dog?