For my birthday my MIL bought me Dior soap annd hand lotion and body cream - lovely, but very expensive and a waste of money and definitely not something I’d buy myself.
Anyway, I wore the body cream and my friends complimented me and asked what it was. Friend asked what soap - I made a joke that I put it in the guest bathroom so it would rarely be used and showed her a photo and she said “oh they’re very small”
They are literally full sized soap and hand lotions. And whenever she shows me something new I’m always very complimentary.
I know it’s insignificant but it’s bloody soap, there wasn’t a need for any put downs.