Cleaner found my toy - need to emigrate

[Alaskabound]

Am I being unreasonable to go to Alaska, or would even further be more appropriate? Would have to be English speaking, but i would be sending for the DCs when the dust settles so i can’t afford Australia. Unless they go overland… Hmm.

DCs at a sleepover last night. A night alone meant the first time I could have some me time in six loooooong weeks of summer holiday. So obviously I used my rabbit thruster three times in 10 hours discerningly checked to see if my discreet adult toy was still working in case it were ever to be called upon. Unfortunately I left it on the bedside table because I was getting the last one in casually strolling out to pick the DCs up. The cleaner has been, and has placed it in a drawer. The cleaner who I know from the school playground and to whom I have never said a word other than to discuss cleaning and make small talk.

So the question is, is there an Air Alaska or should I go via American / United and change at their hubs? I will check for responses whilst packing. Thanks.

Grow up hold your head high and move on

Mine disappeared from under the mattress (easy to get to in case of emergency) never found it and no idea which of my sibs or parents had it.

Many years ago I was packing up to move house and my best friend (male) had come over to help me and he had his 18 month year old son with him. He was dozing off in his buggy so we left him in my bedroom to have a nap. Half an hour later we heard him moving around, and my friend went into my bedroom to find his DS waving around a vibrating dildo that he’d found in my bedside cabinet. That was 16 years ago and it still makes me a cringe a bit but mostly I just find it funny. I’m sure your cleaner has seen it all before and in time it will be feel less embarrassing for you and become a funny anecdote - just not “one to tell the grandchildren” though!

That’s brilliant, I’d have paid to watch that!

Of all the comments here, this is the one that made me guffaw so loudly it made people in the coffee shop look at me funny.

Huh? Nobody is mocking her, we’re all just having laugh about a funny situation we can all relate to. She shared the story for that very reason, not because she has “deep-seated issues”. And what in god’s name is a “poo post”? Your whole comment is very odd!

Similarly, once when family were visiting when my brothers and I were late teens/early 20's and still living at home, my pet ferret proudly marched into my mum's sitting room, clutching a used condom in her mouth which she'd found in my brother's bedroom bin

Showing a new cleaner round…..forgot I’d put a vibrator in the bathroom to dry. She didn’t say a word but I wasn’t fazed and told her to avoid that one it was rubbish. She laughed and said she’s seen it all before.

Years back DH walked in on my SS pleasuring himself before school…… not sure who was more shocked lol.

No, no! She should have cleaned round it and left it where it was.

Well played!