Sainsbury's traps you in the self service pen of shame until you scan your receipt like a good little girl
Tesco won't take the security tags off your wine until you've not only paid but they've examined your receipt in detail to make sure your wine is paid for - sort of a performance so you remember your place
Waitrose makes a bit song and dance about doing the rescan of self scanning shops (I don't do self scanning because why would I sign up for this extra work?)
Just in Lidl and my wine set off the security alarm even though I've had the tags taken off and the security guard chased me out the door to try to get me to show him inside my bags (er no fuck off pal)
Aldi staff try to look in your shopping bags as you queue
Does anywhere NOT get a kick out of treating their profit drivers like filth any more?
I will probably just have to live off UHPs from the local Greggs at this rate