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To wonder when the excess of dogs will die down

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OptimismvsRealism · 28/06/2024 21:47

There's so much shit everywhere

There are so many feral horrible dogs pissing on front doors or prams or shop displays and barking terrifyingly at kids

I am sick of them!!!!! Is this it or will people learn their post COVID lesson and only get pets they can actually handle in the future?

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ShouldhavebeencalledAppollo · 27/07/2024 19:56

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 19:09

I never compare dogs to children. My box is a dog simulator, high fidelty.

Very strange to write a detailed fantasy about being able to piss and shit in the streets.

LilBowWow · 27/07/2024 20:01

You should check out their other posts. Absolutely obsessed with dog’s backsides and their toileting habits. Weird.

CriticalThinker · 27/07/2024 20:03

The carbon footprint of dogs is unreal, esp as they are carnivorous. How is it justifiable for so many people to own them?

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 20:05

ShouldhavebeencalledAppollo · 27/07/2024 19:56

Very strange to write a detailed fantasy about being able to piss and shit in the streets.

Seems to be a very attractive lifestyle for dog lovers. They live it daily.

ShouldhavebeencalledAppollo · 27/07/2024 20:17

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 20:05

Seems to be a very attractive lifestyle for dog lovers. They live it daily.

No they don’t. Dog owners don’t go round pissing and shitting in the streets.

Their dogs do. But their dogs are allowed to. The legal issue is around the owner picking it up. What should be tackled is bad owners not picking up after the dog. Not making it legal for humans to do it.

It almost like the law recognises there’s a difference between dogs and people.

But, look, if you ultimate fantasy is shitting in the street have at it. Just make sure your owner picks up after you.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 21:01

My box will be delivering the waste. I will be its owner and will operate it. It will be morally equivalent to operating a dog.

OonaStubbs · 27/07/2024 21:04

The law should treat it the same. If a dog shits or pisses in the street it should be considered the same as if it's owner did it. And the owner should face the appropriate criminal charges.

Kriscross · 27/07/2024 21:34

BIossomtoes · 27/07/2024 18:29

No, it isn’t. It’s a sentient creature that can’t be owned.

🙄🤣 the law says otherwise. Fortunately, you don't make the law or take important decisions 🙄

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 21:37

OonaStubbs · 27/07/2024 21:04

The law should treat it the same. If a dog shits or pisses in the street it should be considered the same as if it's owner did it. And the owner should face the appropriate criminal charges.

Humans pissing in the street can be deemed as disorderly behaviour. We do not hold animals to the same standards. That would be batshit.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 21:44

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 21:37

Humans pissing in the street can be deemed as disorderly behaviour. We do not hold animals to the same standards. That would be batshit.

With wild animals I agree it would be batshit. Or any other kind lf shit.

But domesticated animals have a human owner who is responsible firstly for the existence of the animal in the first place, and secondly for putting that animal in that location at that time and allowing it to piss / shit. Owner is responsible for the effluent exactly as though it were their own.

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 21:47

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 21:44

With wild animals I agree it would be batshit. Or any other kind lf shit.

But domesticated animals have a human owner who is responsible firstly for the existence of the animal in the first place, and secondly for putting that animal in that location at that time and allowing it to piss / shit. Owner is responsible for the effluent exactly as though it were their own.

They really are not... that is some weird rule you have in your own head that has no basis in reality at all.

And some people have said dog owners are "intellectually challenged".

MixedCouple2 · 27/07/2024 21:51

OptimismvsRealism · 28/06/2024 21:47

There's so much shit everywhere

There are so many feral horrible dogs pissing on front doors or prams or shop displays and barking terrifyingly at kids

I am sick of them!!!!! Is this it or will people learn their post COVID lesson and only get pets they can actually handle in the future?

It is really bad my way.

So many sheeps attacked on farms becuase idiotic owners choose to walk through peoples farms and then unleash their dogs on said animals!

In the park there is an emclosed play area and people still insist on bringing dogs inside! Sign outside says no dogs..... I am fed up of it all. Complained to council. At the bottom of our road is a smaller seating area smd people just dump their dogs poo there on the bags. They collected it in bags and don't take them home. OR they leave the mess there in plain sight.
There is a massove beautiful park soace and I can't let my toddler run on it as it is always covered in Dog poo.
Our town is tony 12k inhabitants but I feel like there must be double the dogs.
We have 2 fatal attacka on people in the last 6 years! I don't leave the house without a small pocket k.nife. i am scared for my childre .

Sugartreemumma · 27/07/2024 21:55

MixedCouple2 · 27/07/2024 21:51

It is really bad my way.

So many sheeps attacked on farms becuase idiotic owners choose to walk through peoples farms and then unleash their dogs on said animals!

In the park there is an emclosed play area and people still insist on bringing dogs inside! Sign outside says no dogs..... I am fed up of it all. Complained to council. At the bottom of our road is a smaller seating area smd people just dump their dogs poo there on the bags. They collected it in bags and don't take them home. OR they leave the mess there in plain sight.
There is a massove beautiful park soace and I can't let my toddler run on it as it is always covered in Dog poo.
Our town is tony 12k inhabitants but I feel like there must be double the dogs.
We have 2 fatal attacka on people in the last 6 years! I don't leave the house without a small pocket k.nife. i am scared for my childre .

I'm sorry that you have to suffer like this because of the selfishness & entitlement of the dog people😡
I wish we could get rid of the dog menace.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 21:57

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 21:47

They really are not... that is some weird rule you have in your own head that has no basis in reality at all.

And some people have said dog owners are "intellectually challenged".

Then my weird box of piss and shit should be acceptable. Because according to you, as long as the effluent doesn’t exit my body in public, I’m not responsible for it - despite it being the object in my possession and for which I’m responsible depositing the filth.

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 21:58

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 21:57

Then my weird box of piss and shit should be acceptable. Because according to you, as long as the effluent doesn’t exit my body in public, I’m not responsible for it - despite it being the object in my possession and for which I’m responsible depositing the filth.

Your box is not real either.

Get some help about your weird dog excrement fixation. It is not healthy.

BIossomtoes · 27/07/2024 21:59

Kriscross · 27/07/2024 21:34

🙄🤣 the law says otherwise. Fortunately, you don't make the law or take important decisions 🙄

I decide how I view the dog who lives with me. I don’t own her any more than I own my bloke.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 22:02

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 21:58

Your box is not real either.

Get some help about your weird dog excrement fixation. It is not healthy.

I don’t need help, as I’m not the absolute darling who drags a bit of furry snarling meat around on a bit of string as it pisses and shits everywhere, occasionally jumps up on someone, and now and again rips a toddler’s face off. While the owner has one hand on the bit of string and is pissing about on a mobile phone.

Putting · 27/07/2024 22:03

BIossomtoes · 27/07/2024 21:59

I decide how I view the dog who lives with me. I don’t own her any more than I own my bloke.

View your dog how you want, but legally you are its owner.

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 22:03

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 22:02

I don’t need help, as I’m not the absolute darling who drags a bit of furry snarling meat around on a bit of string as it pisses and shits everywhere, occasionally jumps up on someone, and now and again rips a toddler’s face off. While the owner has one hand on the bit of string and is pissing about on a mobile phone.

Well, I have a dog and that does not describe me or my dog at all.

BIossomtoes · 27/07/2024 22:04

Putting · 27/07/2024 22:03

View your dog how you want, but legally you are its owner.

No, legally I’m responsible for her. There’s a difference.

vodkaredbullgirl · 27/07/2024 22:05

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 27/07/2024 22:02

I don’t need help, as I’m not the absolute darling who drags a bit of furry snarling meat around on a bit of string as it pisses and shits everywhere, occasionally jumps up on someone, and now and again rips a toddler’s face off. While the owner has one hand on the bit of string and is pissing about on a mobile phone.

You got so much anger, calm down and take a chill pill.

XenoBitch · 27/07/2024 22:09

vodkaredbullgirl · 27/07/2024 22:05

You got so much anger, calm down and take a chill pill.

Or get a dog 😉
There is a lovely PaT dog who goes to my support group who is a lovely calming influence. I should send her brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr's way. That is if her owner can stop her ripping toddler's faces off on the way there... of course.

Putting · 27/07/2024 22:10

BIossomtoes · 27/07/2024 22:04

No, legally I’m responsible for her. There’s a difference.

No, legislation refers to dog owners - have a look at the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 if you want an example

Sugartreemumma · 27/07/2024 22:20

LilBowWow · 27/07/2024 19:13

That’s ok. Work on the lingo now and perhaps the humour could be a future goal?

Learn the lingo of the ridiculous dog people?!
😂

dottiehens · 27/07/2024 22:55

FeelingHotHotHotFeelingHotHotHot · 29/06/2024 00:26

Me neither. .

Of course they do not. This is a non issue but the hate to dogs may have something to do with people who recently moved here and hate dogs. Those calling for dogs to be banned as pets. I despair reading this threat. I have to proof to my partner this threat because he was insisting that the U.K. is a dog lover country. That like Queen Elizabeth most people love dogs. Well that is not longer the case. Very scary.

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