To wonder when the excess of dogs will die down

[OptimismvsRealism]

There's so much shit everywhere

There are so many feral horrible dogs pissing on front doors or prams or shop displays and barking terrifyingly at kids

I am sick of them!!!!! Is this it or will people learn their post COVID lesson and only get pets they can actually handle in the future?

I think there should be a Dog Owners vs Smokers thread, assessing which is worse.

https://www.thekennelclub.org.uk/health-and-dog-care/dog-care/dos-and-donts-of-owning-a-dog/

Ownership.

Chipping to show ownership

https://www.bluecross.org.uk/advice/dog/wellbeing-and-care/dog-laws-uk

Unless blossom lives somewhere else

Oh silly us, it's a 'fur human' isnt it🙄

@blossomtoes

Is your dog chipped

No it's a fur baby 🙄 🤣

Don’t be daft. Legally, they are owned by you.

Thats why they can be stolen.

They are the exactly the same thing according to some earlier on in the thread.

I own my dog, but she is also a member of my family. I did not get her to piss people off etc like a poster says dog owners do.

And this thread has gone on the usual trajectory of moaning about dog poo etc, to saying anyone with a dog is some smooth brained and socially inept imbecile.

No, it isn’t. It’s a sentient creature that can’t be owned.

It's not bad dogs it is shitty humans. They are also the reason so many shit kids are running around. Are you also counting down to when that will stop? I know I am.

That's sorted - the native population is in sharp decline.

There will soon be more cats, dogs and their turds per person than children. Probably is already.

True, we already have a shortage of humans to staff businesses & services!
The dog people (who cant wait to tell us they prefer dogs to humans) will be pleased that we can now use dogs to perform essential roles instead. After all fur people are so much nicer than people people arent they.
Those of you who have invested all your time & effort into dogs will be rewarded with special treatment from all the fur doctors & nurses etc. (Dont worry doggy medical qualifications are better then human ones!)

I’m going to build a box on wheels. It will have a piss tank (filled with my piss), and a shitbox filled with my shit.

It will have two sticks out front with five sharp, hard points on the end.

I will push this box around my town. At regular intervals I will press a button and my box will spray some piss onto the ground.

Once on my walk I will pull a lever, and my box will use a hydraulic ram to squirt out some of my shit from the shitbox onto the floor.

Often, my box will emit a sudden loud sound.

And sometimes I will lift up the box and put the spiky bits on somebody random person’s leg or chest.

Do you think people will tolerate my polluting box of spiky annoyance ?

True, we already have a shortage of humans to staff businesses & services!

We wouldn’t have if the 9 million economically inactive would get jobs.

What were you aiming for with this post? Humour?

It’s skin people, not people people, by the way.

So don’t compare dogs to children.

But do wish you could spread your own piss and shit round the streets. Cause dogs?

I dunno about your box @brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but it sounds like an excellent way to get yourself certified.

Dogs are a waste of time and resources.

Don't forget to tell everyone the box is only being friendly. And get very upset if anyone objects to the box, because it is your best friend in the world.

ABSOLUTELY!

I never compare dogs to children. My box is a dog simulator, high fidelty.

It’s skin people, not people people, by the way
Thanks @LilBowWow
I dont know the lingo because (unlike you) I'm not a member of the dog cult.

That’s ok. Work on the lingo now and perhaps the humour could be a future goal?

So are many children!