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… to think this is ridiculous. (portion size)

496 replies

Elphame · 26/06/2024 13:38

I fancied a Chelsea bun from the bakery this morning so asked for one to be added to my bread order. Didn’t really think much about it.

When I got it home I was staggered by the size of it.

Is this really what passes for the one serving of cake for one person? I’ll eat about a quarter. It will be stale tomorrow so the birds will get the rest.

Teaspoon for scale

… to think this is ridiculous. (portion size)
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lemming40 · 27/06/2024 18:42

Bargain

CovertPiggery · 27/06/2024 18:46

hoggyhedge · 27/06/2024 18:35

crikey!

id never eat all that. It would feed me
and my kids for a fortnight

🙄

A fortnight. What greedy gobblers you are.

It'd last us at least a month

Scoffs in teeny tiny superiority

gingersnapdrop · 27/06/2024 18:53

Looks amazing

Euro24 · 27/06/2024 19:07

Look at the size of that bun
For me it is no fun
I say I have to pass
Else it'll go straight to my ass

Choochoo21 · 27/06/2024 19:12

Only on MN would someone moan about getting too much for their money.

CurlewKate · 27/06/2024 19:24

@usernamealreadytaken "Blimey, you have big teaspoons if that bun is six inches!"

As the actress said to the bishop....

Threesacrow · 27/06/2024 19:28

SH23B · 27/06/2024 18:07

That would last me at least a month.

You could eke it out with some gruel, make it last five weeks.

NewMoonontuesday · 27/06/2024 19:28

Can you not freeze the rest? Why throw away!

llamajohn · 27/06/2024 19:31

CovertPiggery · 27/06/2024 18:46

A fortnight. What greedy gobblers you are.

It'd last us at least a month

Scoffs in teeny tiny superiority

No wonder kids are obese these days

JoniBlue · 27/06/2024 19:39

I always slice and butter large muffins and put out to share.

restingbitchface30 · 27/06/2024 19:47

Stormyseasallround · 26/06/2024 13:45

Is this a humble brag about what a tiny appetite you have, and that that’s why other people are fat?

First thought!

SH23B · 27/06/2024 19:56

Threesacrow · 27/06/2024 19:28

You could eke it out with some gruel, make it last five weeks.

Gruel? Don't be so greedy.

IcedPurple · 27/06/2024 20:26

GalileoHumpkins · 26/06/2024 14:06

Is anyone able to post a picture of a French bun for comparison?

Les French buns are incredibly small and incredibly chic and sophistiquee, as they are only eating by effortlessly thin women who wear crisp white shirts and dull tasteful beige clothes. Their equally slim only eat home cooked cuisine and are always impeccably well behaved in public. Because they are French.

NalafromtheLionKing · 27/06/2024 20:26

Many baked goods (including things like bread rolls and doughnuts) can be made as good as new a day or two later by popping them in the microwave for 30-40 seconds.

IcedPurple · 27/06/2024 20:27

user1984778379202 · 26/06/2024 14:00

For heaven's sake, it's not fat shaming anyone to point out that portion sizes have increased ridiculously over the years! It's a few years old now, but this graphic was in a newspaper article quoting Cambridge Uni experts on the subject and it showed how much more is dished up these days and how normalised bigger portions have become.

We've lost sight of what a healthy sized bun is.

NalafromtheLionKing · 27/06/2024 20:29

Jeannie88 · 27/06/2024 18:08

Great value! When dieting I will cut it into quarters then proceed to eat the rest throughout the day lol. X

When dieting, I will cut it into tiny pieces (and then inhale them with a cup of tea).

NonPlayerCharacter · 27/06/2024 20:40

NalafromtheLionKing · 27/06/2024 20:29

When dieting, I will cut it into tiny pieces (and then inhale them with a cup of tea).

When dieting, I will cut off a small piece and then eat all the rest.

Riversideandrelax · 27/06/2024 20:45

Buns in bakeries are massive. But I don't necessary think there is an expectation that one person eats the whole thing. I mean different people have different appetites. I would probably share that with someone.

Sometimesright · 27/06/2024 21:11

Try harder! 😂🤣I could easily eat that. Surely you saw the bun which is why you fancied one in the first place? Tbh the price a lot of bakery’s charge for a cake I would want it to be a decent size.

Jeannie88 · 27/06/2024 21:17

NalafromtheLionKing · 27/06/2024 20:29

When dieting, I will cut it into tiny pieces (and then inhale them with a cup of tea).

Through a diet straw which destroys all fats and sugars! 😆

voiceofastar · 27/06/2024 21:17

CovertPiggery · 27/06/2024 18:46

A fortnight. What greedy gobblers you are.

It'd last us at least a month

Scoffs in teeny tiny superiority

Pure gluttony. It would last me, my husband and our seven hollow-legged children a short year and we’d still have enough leftovers to make twelve bread and butter puddings.

LazyGewl · 27/06/2024 21:22

NalafromtheLionKing · 27/06/2024 20:29

When dieting, I will cut it into tiny pieces (and then inhale them with a cup of tea).

When dieting I will remove every single raisin and eat one a day for a treat.

I once went on a weight loss retreat where they gave you an horrendous starvation diet and if you got dizzy they gave you two raisins. And we were all so deluded that we said they were delicious and filling (I wish I was joking).

I am now losing weight more sensibly.

HighOnMaiden · 27/06/2024 22:26

LazyGewl · 27/06/2024 21:22

When dieting I will remove every single raisin and eat one a day for a treat.

I once went on a weight loss retreat where they gave you an horrendous starvation diet and if you got dizzy they gave you two raisins. And we were all so deluded that we said they were delicious and filling (I wish I was joking).

I am now losing weight more sensibly.

You glutton! I quarter each and every raisin.

BrightYellowDaffodil · 27/06/2024 22:32

HighOnMaiden · 27/06/2024 22:26

You glutton! I quarter each and every raisin.

A WHOLE quarter? No wonder this country has an obesity problem if people go around stuffing themselves like this.

Disgraceful, I tell you. DISGRACEFUL.

Oblomov24 · 27/06/2024 22:32

That is massive!