Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

Not what you wanted but I’m just relieved nobody told you to fuck off and die an dm (what I thought this post was!!!)

Agreed....the one I hate is "I'm literally obsessed with"
No, you really aren't.😒

Or stunning all these instatwats referred to everything is stunning 'oh the coffee was stunning' etc no the coffee was nice even delicious but certainly not stunning . And breath .... rant over 😂

‘But make it’ like ‘Junk Food but make it elevated’

Also - ‘elevated’

Mine is everyone writing “breath” when they actually mean “breathe”. 😉

It’s as if the word has ceased to exist.

Famalam

making memories

my whole world

🤮

'So this happened'

'A cheeky coffee'

So sorry I'm nightshift and couldn't find my specs! I'm surprised it made any sense at all?! And breathe 😂 😉

Nom nom nom
I absolutely hate it!

It’s giving ….
it’s a whole vibe

Celeb has ‘broken their silence’ on some minor, non-event. They didn’t tho, did they? They just said something (usually dull and not worth the click).

And I'm not going to be able to describe this properly but loads of Instagram influencers now want you to DM them a word, say "Jeans" or a something #recipe" so they can send you a link for the buy/how to make it.
Just post it up on your page - I cannot be faffed with links sent to my Inbox, so scroll on by

'My heart is full' - sounds like your arteries are clogged up.

Yeah, POV, hack and nom nom nom should be thrashed to a twitching pulp and sluiced into a sewer.

The nails "tapping" against something while they're going to share. Chalkboard vibes.

The AI voices. I just scroll on by.

Oh god I’ve just thought of some more

“Mother is mothering” (usually under a picture of someone like Zendaya doing something entirely unrelated to mothering)

“Serving” (nothing at all to do with food or tennis)

If somebody did a good job of something they “ate”. Extra points if they “left no crumbs”.

#blessed

This one

People who reply "gorgeous" to every single photo that anyone posts.

I can't lie
I'm not going to lie
It's giving
Vibe

Just basically any time anyone under 25 speaks makes me want to hurt myself repeatedly.

I have only just realised that "fit check" is how you describe

I thought people were showing off how fit they thought they looked 🫢

Run don’t walk (as in, quickly go and buy whatever tat is being promoted)
It’s giving…

#bekind will cause me to kill someone soon

Innit bro 😂

There's a lovely lady who tries different things. Clothes , make up, food etc and she's very funny but if she says "I like a red lip" one more time might have to mute her. "You have two lips not one".

Anything described as Insane or sick

Making memories