Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

Julianne65

I hate the sarcastic “hope this helps” in response to someone they think is wrong.

And "Fixed that for you"

Not me ……
not me crying my eyes out

when they showing eye make up or something and they do that daft nail wiggle across their face

All the feels 🤢

living my best life

furbabies

Unalived because you can't say killed or suicide on tiktok

Pov is point of view 😂

I’m sorry, but look at this
I am obsessed
POV - (half the time it’s not used in the correct context)

My truth/your truth
My/your authentic self
Anything to do with validating
I was today years old when

There’s a Welsh Tik Tokker who calls everything “stunnin” and it’s like please, it’s just KFC. You eat it every week. It’s just chicken!!!

'The boy' or 'the girl' when posting about your kids. If you're going to write posts/ put out photos of your children then at least use their bloody names.

(Ideally of course, respect your children's right to NOT be written about on social media )

Perfect shot or Perfect photography - usually for some crappy AI picture.

Rant over - just why?

Delete if not aloud...

'All the feels'

Calling someone 'Queen'

'Epic' or 'Super' in front of everything

Captioning that the poster hasn't bothered to correct.

That awful Kardashian voiceover of 'Oh it's perfect.' 'Isn't it great?'

“And that’s how I learned I had ADHD/ASD” because apparently if you kick an ice cube under the fridge, that means you have ADHD (or insert any completely normal activity that apparently if you do, you are neurodivergent)

KarenOH

There’s a Welsh Tik Tokker who calls everything “stunnin”

I know it's a different point from the one you're making, but I really dislike any deliberate dropped g's with an apostrophe instead. "Just sayin' " being the most annoying, imo.
I know they want to sound all tongue-in-cheek and knowing, but it's harder work typing that and all just to look like an arse. An unoriginal arse, at that.

Sorry, KarenOH - just realised you meant that's the way she says rather than writing it
Ignore me (if you haven't already!).

I stand by my dislike of "Just sayin' " though...

Boy did good! - along with a photo of their birthday/valentine's gifts. He's not a dog love...

AI in general. Such a sad sign of the times.

I also hate it when there’s an extremely cute video of say kittens for example and the poster has stuck crap cheesy music over the top so you can’t hear the sounds ie little meows! No one wants to hear the music!!

Oh yes, the "I'm excited" what to pick you children up from school - you are looking forward to picking your children up. And if you know you know- well I don't. So tell me

"Tell me you're XYZ without telling me you're XYZ" makes want to scream at them to stop being so shortsighted.

“This one”

That's very funny 🤣

Being a ….. girlie..

”Your girl is officially a menstrual cup girlie” being the last one I heard.

”Your girl is a officially a Stanley cup girlie”

Having one product in your life does not define your entire existence.

Also “I don’t know who needs to hear this, but …..” Pixie

No one. No one needs to hear it.

'...be like...'

'Hits different'

Curated
And just like that we have a teenager in the house.....like they're the only person that had ever had someone reach 13
#makingmemories
#blessed
Actually hashtag anything
So this happened
My world
Posts asking for freebies using gifting ...is anyone gifting a scooter/TV etc

The people that add stupid music to their stories on Facebook.

Fuck off.

😁

This is your sign....