Social media sayings that can fuck off and die

[AngeloMysterioso]

I’ve reached the point of feeling a totally irrational surge of rage whenever I see them which is every damn day…

“I was today years old when”

“POV”

“That feeling when”

Anything that is referred to as a “hack”.

Calling an outfit a “fit”

The whole lot of it gives me the ick. Deleted all social media.

I hate POV too I don’t get it. Also on a meme where it’s says “Nobody:” at the start. Can someone please explain wtf that means

It means nobody asked or mentioned whatever happens next.

I loathe ‘today years old’….

The run don't walk annoys me way more than it should.

The other one... 'I'm obsessed'. Arghh

Not a saying but why, when reviewing or showing off some product, do they put the thing right in front of the camera and twist it side to side. Mostly tapping it too.

I have decided to only watch animal clips. They are not as annoying as watching some person squirt foundation directly onto the side of their face while telling everyone, 'so this just happened'

I just sicked in my mouth

Lol and little bit of wee came out 🤢

Spilling the tea

Beef

Side hustle

Curated

Breaks silence.
Obsessed with.
Reached out.

FFS. Just typing those has me extremely irritated!

This one (with a photo of their DH/DS whoever)

Being chill. 🙄 You've missed an ED off the end.

I'm not on any social media platform and actually feel better for it (45 yo).
It's mostly bollocks and pretence.

Or that it's not beating properly and is filling up with unpropelled blood!

So I did a thing....
So this happened
At A and E again....(no one cares!)
My world- accompanied by photo of supposed perfect family

"When you..."

Tell me you are 'x'...

“It’s giving” and “literally obsessed” are my most hated influencer nonsense phrases at the moment.

and from the normal people among us, “and just like that” makes me cringe. “Any just like that he’s 6 years old”. “And just like that it’s the last day of school” etc.

Curated!!! Especially when talking aabout piercings

Tell me you're xyor z without telling me you're xy or z

'Safe to say....'

Not just SM, but "baby mama / daddy" needs to be dropped into a vat of boiling hyena piss and poked down with long sticks, until it stops coming up for air.

“And just like that” used to describe a birthday or big event i hate it

Oh don't start me on that..

The police - arrested you for 'attempt murder' attempt fraud'

It. Is. ATTEMPTED!!!

How is he/she (insert age) already?

I don't have enough thanks for your post
Baby mummy sounds as if a three-year-old is a mother

Not quite social media but the lick bait news headlines that say this is the last fate you must do 'x' by if you don't want something to happen!

I deleted TikTok because I seem to get a lot of AI voiced posts, I can’t listen to them!
But also, the hand over the mouth/chin when explaining something, just makes me cringe so much!! Does anyone know what I mean?