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Baked 23 cookies, dh ate 8 of them

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27Bumblebees · 18/05/2024 21:49

I baked some cookies after dinner, like I do most weekends so the kids had some slightly less unhealthy snacks to go in their lunch boxes and to just have in the house. At the end of the night I went to put them in a container from the cooling rack and only 14 remained. I had one, so dh took 8 of them in the two hours since I cooked them! What kind of shitty self control is that.

I feel more pissed off that I took a little bit of time to do something nice (mainly for the kids, we're adults, we don't need bloody biscuits), and he's just gone for it with no respect for anyone else. Only apologised when I called him out for it. Ugh.

OP posts:
FuckOffTom · 18/05/2024 21:50

Log it with 101

bloodyplumbing · 18/05/2024 21:50

What flavour were they?

He apologised, so just move on?

27Bumblebees · 18/05/2024 21:51

FuckOffTom · 18/05/2024 21:50

Log it with 101

Lol ok i feel better now 😆

OP posts:
bloodyplumbing · 18/05/2024 21:51

FuckOffTom · 18/05/2024 21:50

Log it with 101

Give over

999

27Bumblebees · 18/05/2024 21:52

bloodyplumbing · 18/05/2024 21:50

What flavour were they?

He apologised, so just move on?

Coconut and chocolate with oats in. Pretty tasty.

OP posts:
ILoveYouItsRuiningMyLife · 18/05/2024 21:52

adults don’t need biscuits what joyless nonsense is this

MuskerHounds · 18/05/2024 21:53

They sound delicious. And they have had a good review.

Xyz1234567 · 18/05/2024 21:53

I'd have eaten them! You've still got loads left. You're being awful harsh.

MalibuBarbieDreamHouse · 18/05/2024 21:53

My DH would have said that they fell on the floor 😂

OddityOddityOdd · 18/05/2024 21:53

OMG man eats family biscuits in his own home, you need to leave him immediately. Totally outrageous behaviour.

PattyDuckface · 18/05/2024 21:54

Stop being such an excellent cook

bloodyplumbing · 18/05/2024 21:55

@27Bumblebees well I need to taste those to decide if 8 are justified.

I'll Dm my address.

But they sound amazing, so I can anticipate my answer, but not sure until
I've tasted.

TinkerTiger · 18/05/2024 21:55

Oh, another Greedy Husband post. Original.

FuckOffTom · 18/05/2024 21:55

bloodyplumbing · 18/05/2024 21:55

@27Bumblebees well I need to taste those to decide if 8 are justified.

I'll Dm my address.

But they sound amazing, so I can anticipate my answer, but not sure until
I've tasted.

Yes, this.
We need more context OP. In the form of biscuits.

MrsElsa · 18/05/2024 21:55

Jeepers. How dare he eat baked goods in his own home! Just make a second batch. Honey and oats this time!

And do it every week, what is life even for

brunettemic · 18/05/2024 21:56

Honestly, the things that people whine about on here. I don’t get how these people get through the average day.

2Old2Tango · 18/05/2024 21:56

I'm with you OP. That's pretty fucking greedy to stuff 8 of them in 2 hours. Assuming there's four of you (don't know how many DC you have) then that would have been just short of 6 each, so not only was he greedy, he ate more than his fair share.

ElsieandMavis · 18/05/2024 21:56

It’s your fault for having children with a man like that. Where is your self respect?

bloodyplumbing · 18/05/2024 21:57

2Old2Tango · 18/05/2024 21:56

I'm with you OP. That's pretty fucking greedy to stuff 8 of them in 2 hours. Assuming there's four of you (don't know how many DC you have) then that would have been just short of 6 each, so not only was he greedy, he ate more than his fair share.

LTB?

ILoveYouItsRuiningMyLife · 18/05/2024 21:57

2Old2Tango · 18/05/2024 21:56

I'm with you OP. That's pretty fucking greedy to stuff 8 of them in 2 hours. Assuming there's four of you (don't know how many DC you have) then that would have been just short of 6 each, so not only was he greedy, he ate more than his fair share.

You’ve never necked a packet of Jaffa cakes in ten mins..?

QueenCamilla · 18/05/2024 21:58

2Old2Tango · 18/05/2024 21:56

I'm with you OP. That's pretty fucking greedy to stuff 8 of them in 2 hours. Assuming there's four of you (don't know how many DC you have) then that would have been just short of 6 each, so not only was he greedy, he ate more than his fair share.

Discount OP. She's an adult who doesn't need cookies.

CranfordScones · 18/05/2024 21:58

Coconut and chocolate with oats in. Pretty tasty.

See, I think that's fairly strong mitigation right there. Certainly grounds for a reduced sentence (or even seeing the funny side).

27Bumblebees · 18/05/2024 21:59

2Old2Tango · 18/05/2024 21:56

I'm with you OP. That's pretty fucking greedy to stuff 8 of them in 2 hours. Assuming there's four of you (don't know how many DC you have) then that would have been just short of 6 each, so not only was he greedy, he ate more than his fair share.

3 kids, 9 and under. So yes he ate a third of them in one sitting.

OP posts:
Lovelydovey · 18/05/2024 21:59

Missing the point of the thread, but will you share the recipe please?

FuckTheClubUp · 18/05/2024 21:59

ElsieandMavis · 18/05/2024 21:56

It’s your fault for having children with a man like that. Where is your self respect?

Be fucking for real right now

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