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To think you can't put a toilet outside someone's bedroom?

213 replies

SapphosRock · 10/05/2024 11:33

House on the left is having work done.

House on the right has no involvement in the work.

AIBU to think you can't just put a random portaloo above someone's front door and outside their bedroom window?

To think you can't put a toilet outside someone's bedroom?
To think you can't put a toilet outside someone's bedroom?
OP posts:
ZipZapZoom · 10/05/2024 16:35

ILikePistachios · 10/05/2024 15:37

You can refuse to believe it but it's true. I wouldn't care, it's not a permanent feature, I spend probably 20 seconds of the day looking out of my bedroom window or even in my bedroom so it's not like it's inconveniencing me. Plus it would be fun to wait for someone to go in there and bang on the outside

Yes I refuse to believe it. Honestly unless you're the most passive doormat known to mankind then this is something that would quite rightly bother you.

Portaloos stink! The fact you only have to look at it for 20 seconds a day is irrelevant. Your bedroom would smell like a toilet and you'd be totally fine with that?

SwingTheMonkey · 10/05/2024 16:39

ZipZapZoom · 10/05/2024 16:35

Yes I refuse to believe it. Honestly unless you're the most passive doormat known to mankind then this is something that would quite rightly bother you.

Portaloos stink! The fact you only have to look at it for 20 seconds a day is irrelevant. Your bedroom would smell like a toilet and you'd be totally fine with that?

Portaloos don’t smell, according to this poster!

Ifyoucouldreadmymindlove · 10/05/2024 17:05

That is fucking outrageous.

ZipZapZoom · 10/05/2024 17:14

SwingTheMonkey · 10/05/2024 16:39

Portaloos don’t smell, according to this poster!

Creating a none smelling portaloo would be the kind of thing that would make you a millionaire... although I still wouldn't want one outside my bedroom window.

TheTripThatWasnt · 10/05/2024 17:16

Magnastorm · 10/05/2024 14:43

If they have permission to put the scaffolding up where it is, having a portaloo there wouldn't really bother me all that much, to be honest.

They could probably shift it forward a foot so it can't be seen, but really, assuming it's only a temporary thing does it really matter?

It might be temporary, but that temporary could be many many months! A house around the corner from me has had scaffolding up whilst they did building work for at least 8 months, maybe more.

A couple of days might be tolerable, but any more than that would be a big fat NO WAY from me.

thurstonthethird · 10/05/2024 17:18

They can't legally put scaffolding on your house if you didn't agree, let alone a portaloo.

oakleaffy · 10/05/2024 17:20

Report the TURDIS to the Council.
The whiffs in this warm weather will be gross.

AGovernmentOfLawsNotOfMen · 10/05/2024 17:20

The scaffolding needs to be pushed back to only cover the property being renovated.
Then the portaloo should be removed and placed in the properties garden or elsewhere.

And whoever owns that house needs to sort their builders out!

oakleaffy · 10/05/2024 17:22

That's grade A cheek!

The scaffolding is just to support the Turdis across neighbour's property.

IClaudine · 10/05/2024 17:22

That is awful. I would be going potty if that was outside my window.

Why didn't they just put it outside the house they are working on.

AloeVerity · 10/05/2024 17:22

Get the council and your solicitor straight onto that. Charge for any damage. Local press too. Outrageous!

oakleaffy · 10/05/2024 17:23

IClaudine · 10/05/2024 17:22

That is awful. I would be going potty if that was outside my window.

Why didn't they just put it outside the house they are working on.

I'd be giving them shit.
They are taking the piss.

oakleaffy · 10/05/2024 17:24

AloeVerity · 10/05/2024 17:22

Get the council and your solicitor straight onto that. Charge for any damage. Local press too. Outrageous!

Daily Mail!

OutOfTheHouse · 10/05/2024 17:25

ILikePistachios · 10/05/2024 15:45

Have you ever been near a portaloo in your life? Do you know how they work? I'm guessing not

I don’t think you have if you think they don’t smell. Even clean unused ones smell of all the chemicals. Yes you don’t need to look at it all day but imagine trying to sleep at night with that stink outside your window.

CrotchetyQuaver · 10/05/2024 17:32

I think you'd be entirely justified in kicking off big time about that. That is outrageous and disgusting. It's pretty obvious you'd have said no if they'd asked.

Allthehorsesintheworld · 10/05/2024 17:33

Phone local council. Ask for building inspector. They’ll be round like a shot.

Mcvitieschoccybiscuit · 10/05/2024 17:34

That’s absolutely dreadful! I’d worry about stuff dripping in front of the doorway. Who honestly thinks a chemical toilet outside someone’s bedroom window is reasonable. It’s fucking disgusting not to mention totally unsafe. If I got home and my builders had done that to my neighbours I’d be absolutely mortified.

Hope you’ve got it sorted before the weekend OP.

Tulipvase · 10/05/2024 17:49

I wouldn’t allow this in a million years but I guess technically you don’t own the air space outside your house, if it was on the pavement, would you legally be able to tell them to move it? Assuming they had permission. I’m not sure the scaffolding is touching the other house?

We had scaffolding for a loft conversion and we had to put some in our neighbours front garden but of course we spoke to them about it. We also had a small issue when a pole at the back went over into our other neighbours garden and meant they couldn’t fully open their bathroom window, that was resolved pretty swiftly too.

Monkeynoodles · 10/05/2024 17:49

oakleaffy · 10/05/2024 17:24

Daily Mail!

😂😂😂

Manxexile · 10/05/2024 18:14

GadgetDog · 10/05/2024 12:47

I've seen some funny ways to get around portaloo permissions before (I work for a local authority) but this is crackers!

They need to apply - and pay - for permission to put the loo on the street. Not the pavement - it must be on the road. It's the same as a skip.

Actually, I wonder if they'll try and put a skip up there too...

This ^^^

If the house being worked on doesn't have a garden or drive to put the portaloo on it has to be located on the road - requiring permission ffrom the council

Complain to the council

Manxexile · 10/05/2024 18:15

Getonwitit · 10/05/2024 15:13

DH is a scaffolder, says the scaff's there are CF. The portaloo shouldn't be up there and they have no reason to go across your property. He says he check with the council that they have a street licence.

And this ^^

CantBelieveNaive · 10/05/2024 18:41

IClaudine · 10/05/2024 17:22

That is awful. I would be going potty if that was outside my window.

Why didn't they just put it outside the house they are working on.

She is going potty! Portaloo potty! 😤😁😜

OutOfTheHouse · 10/05/2024 18:45

How did they get it up there?

ElfAndSafetyBored · 10/05/2024 18:46

Took me ages to read this as I assumed it was a weird en suite post 🤣.

who owns the house on the right????

It’s utterly outrageous.

RampantKrampus · 10/05/2024 18:48

This is insane.

Sidenote: these look like lovely houses.