Mishearing song lyrics

[Freeasabird76]

Just listened to Beyonce-texas hold emto have genuinely believed she was singing "Fuck Alexa" 😂.Anybody else got lyrics wrong?

In "La La La" I could never hear Sam Smith's falsetto well, so am now stuck with the absurd lyric "I'm covering my ears with cheese, so when your eyes go nutty I say La La La, I said that it is body that you seek, cause if my heart goes bop it, a noodle in my pocket, I go..."

89% of you say I’m not being unreasonable.

I heard "Golden Starbucks lovers" and always wondered what was so damn special about Starbucks that golden lovers would choose to be there over a million and one other places. The blank space / coffee cup metaphor just cemented it for me and I'm now actually pretty gutted Taylor Swift didn't actually run with that!

You're so Vain... thought it was one eye in the mirror as you watch yourself go by (heard the g and I guess just made up the rest.)

Reef... nah, totally not buying "hope." It's definitely "hole" and they're gaslighting us that they would never write anything so risque!