Mishearing song lyrics

[Freeasabird76]

Just listened to Beyonce-texas hold emto have genuinely believed she was singing "Fuck Alexa" 😂.Anybody else got lyrics wrong?

Last night sheep were in my room, now my bedsheets smell like ewe (shape of you)

there was a recent song and my daughter thought it said i can put a harry kane on it but was hurricane 😂

My lover's got no money, he's got his tromboleeze

Feet from desire ...

I used to sing Whitney Houston Saving All My Love For You as a teenager and used to belt out 'but that's just an old bathtub scene' instead 'but that's just an old fantasy'.

Oddly, I never questioned the slightly strange words!

Elton John, cold cold heart I heard as Cocoa Hot 😂

it’s only since his duet with Dua Lipa I’ve discovered my mistake

Same, and I stand by the fact that it would be better songwriting as a comment on the disposable nature of love in the tinder era likening it to grabbing a Starbucks.

Ultimately though our songstress acknowledges the fleeting nature of it but decides she's going to take the gamble and have some fun, once again using the Starbucks metaphor by writing the prospective lovers name on the blank space on her Starbucks cup

@HoneyWogan Herman's Hermits - She's A Must To Avoid: always sounds like "she's a muscular boy" ...... YES!!

.............. and made even better by the next line " a complete impossibility" ......

(altho these days ...... 🤔😂😂)

Taylor swift karma
Karma is the breeze in my hair.
I thought she was saying karma is the priest in my hair. Naughty priest!

Ditto. Never even queried what a macheeron was either.

Sage and onion, sage and onion, tell me you love me, unbreak my...

The Madonna song Like a Prayer

I swear she says Level Crossing
But actually it's Let the Choir sing !

Slade Merry Christmas Everyone. I thought everybody's having fun, was everybody's having scones.

Same! And the devil for a sideboard one too 😂

I used to think it said "lays me down, with my machine guns"

Me too!! Lol

Get your money for nothing and your chips for free!

There's a song that's been on Capital for the last 6 moths or so, it's called Don't Need Love by 220 Kid and Gracey (apparently, I just had to Google it because I never clocked what it was or who it was by)

Anyway, there's one repeating line that I thought was "Giant testicle mover"
And I've only just found out tonight it is "Don't text to come over" 😂

Probably going to keep singing my version...

Adele - Rolling in the Deep. I hear the backing singers as "Never had a sheep, never heard them beep, here's a buttercup, rolling in the deep"

Meatloaf does not have a Cilla Black fan on bike.
He has a Silver Black Phantom bike...

Layla by Derek & the dominoes "tried to give me constipation" turned out to be "tried to give me consternation"

'As' by Stevie Wonder

'Until the dolphins fly and parrots live at sea'.

I heard:

'& thru the darkness glides a Paris limousine'.

I didnt realise for 20+ years

AHAHAHAHA especially at ‘thick as you look’ 😂

We also sing young girl with eyes like potatoes.

Such a good thread, I’ve lolled at loads of them.

Showing my age but I loved this song as a child and would sing 'The hills are alive!'

Only it was Israelites by Desmond Dekker.

%3D%3D

"Ultimately though our songstress acknowledges the fleeting nature of it but decides she's going to take the gamble and have some fun, once again using the Starbucks metaphor by writing the prospective lovers name on the blank space on her Starbucks cup"

I absolutely thought "I'll write your name" was a reference to the Starbucks cups, yes! Hadn't thought it through beyond that, but I concur that it would have been a great metaphor!

I guess it rains down in Africa. A hundred men on mars could ever do.

I know the right words now but still sing it as mars.

A friend at uni thought that the words in naive by the kooks were "I know, she knows I'm not from the Ruskin" not "I'm not fond of asking"