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Or is this a wank room?

226 replies

SummerFeverVenice · 12/01/2024 16:19

Was browsing Rightmove and found what might be a wank room.
Tell me what you think!

YANBU- It’s a wank room
YABU- It’s purely innocent vintage decor in a bathroom

OP posts:
Winnipeggy · 12/01/2024 17:28

But these aren't pornographic photos?

Octowussy · 12/01/2024 17:28

Yes definitely a wank room, theres most likely a penis beaker in there as well!

MildredCurry · 12/01/2024 17:29

ScreamingBeans · 12/01/2024 17:24

I don't know.

It's terribly tacky though.

One piccy of MM is fine. Covering the wall is just overkill.

Of course its terribly tacky. All that wank....

ItsBeenRaining · 12/01/2024 17:30

oakleaffy · 12/01/2024 17:13

Same here It’s ridiculous to think it’s a masturbation room

  • MM has loads of fans Definitely not a wankarium.

To be fair I just think of Shawshank Redemption looking at those posters.

People just trying to escape from that loo.

Dibilnik · 12/01/2024 17:32

I don't know if it was designed as a wank room, but if anyone with a Marilyn fetish went in there I wouldn't expect to see them come out again in a hurry 🤦‍♀️

Thegoodbadandugly · 12/01/2024 17:32

There are some strange people on Mumsnet.

SummerFeverVenice · 12/01/2024 17:34

muckandnettles · 12/01/2024 17:07

I hope whoever owns that house doesn't ever see this thread.

It’s a rental so they could always pin it on the former tenants.

OP posts:
FKAT · 12/01/2024 17:36

It's very Athena that wallpaper. I had loads of Black & White photos of Marilyn, Brando and Jimmy Dean back in the 80s. That's the kind of wallpaper that would be in the loo of a mid-price hairdressers just off the main high street.

I think it's weird to wank to dead people. Disrespectful. And also given the housing crisis, wank rooms should be subject to the bedroom tax.

SummerFeverVenice · 12/01/2024 17:37

LittleGreenDragons · 12/01/2024 17:12

The garden doesn't match the "excitement " of the indoor room. Shame Sad

How about this bedroom?

Or is this a wank room?
OP posts:
Wintersgirl · 12/01/2024 17:38

Tinkerbyebye · 12/01/2024 16:35

Says a lot about you that you would even think that!

Exactly! It's Marilyn Monroe in a dress, there are far more explicit photos than that..

ItsBeenRaining · 12/01/2024 17:38

FKAT · 12/01/2024 17:36

It's very Athena that wallpaper. I had loads of Black & White photos of Marilyn, Brando and Jimmy Dean back in the 80s. That's the kind of wallpaper that would be in the loo of a mid-price hairdressers just off the main high street.

I think it's weird to wank to dead people. Disrespectful. And also given the housing crisis, wank rooms should be subject to the bedroom tax.

Anyone for a tennis player with her arse showing.

namelessnameface · 12/01/2024 17:39

I've seen a lot of places with this wallpaper actually.
Your immediate thought is a little weird.

Didshejustsaythatoutloud · 12/01/2024 17:40

Catlord · 12/01/2024 16:28

Is a wank room a known feature?

😂just what I was thinking!

SummerFeverVenice · 12/01/2024 17:42

namelessnameface · 12/01/2024 17:39

I've seen a lot of places with this wallpaper actually.
Your immediate thought is a little weird.

It was my first time seeing this wall paper. I even thought it might not be wall paper but homemade.

OP posts:
Ofcourseshecan · 12/01/2024 17:43

motleymop · 12/01/2024 16:44

Does it appear on the floorplan as WC or WR?

😂😂😂

But tbh OP, I can see your point!

Ladyofthelake53 · 12/01/2024 17:44

Wouldnt even enter my head to think that. .......

Snooks1971 · 12/01/2024 17:49

motleymop · 12/01/2024 16:44

Does it appear on the floorplan as WC or WR?

😂😂😂 I love this!

AlisonWonderbra · 12/01/2024 17:52

Is a wank room like a wet room?

thinslicedham · 12/01/2024 17:55

Wouldn't it get boring? Most would like a bit more variety, I'd have thought...

TommyNever · 12/01/2024 17:56

It's a rank room.

pinkstripeycat · 12/01/2024 18:00

You are very strange OP

Jom222 · 12/01/2024 18:04

my first guess would be its a bathroom in a stylish gay man's home tbh

imnotwhoyouthinkiam · 12/01/2024 18:04

LubaLuca · 12/01/2024 17:12

Or 80s Eternal Beau people. I'm looking at you, Auntie Beryl. She's not a sex person.

She is. She just hasn't told you. Because that would be weird.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 12/01/2024 18:05

A retro rock n roll themed cafe near me has that wallpaper in their toilets. It is frequented largely by retired folk and vintage car enthusiasts. I would by have thought much wanking goes on in there.

OutFromUnderYou · 12/01/2024 18:07

Lavenderosemary · 12/01/2024 16:57

Yes, a wank room is a thing. Please don't ask me how I know - I still feel unclean from the discovery. #shudder

Sorry but asking for a friend.

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