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Or is this a wank room?

226 replies

SummerFeverVenice · 12/01/2024 16:19

Was browsing Rightmove and found what might be a wank room.
Tell me what you think!

YANBU- It’s a wank room
YABU- It’s purely innocent vintage decor in a bathroom

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Engagebrain · 13/01/2024 19:58

Pres11 · 13/01/2024 19:54

I’ve seen some questions on mumsnet but this has to be the strangest ever?!!!

It is kinda worrying..

NoodleDoodle24 · 13/01/2024 20:20

I used to work in an area of work where things of this nature were discovered. One woman was highly embarrassed when her husbands “office” was searched. She knew what it was (basically wallpapered with porno mags) and just kept saying “it’s his room I don’t know what’s in there”.

I think it’s sad to think she tolerated that.

Pepsi2001 · 13/01/2024 20:24

Says more about you I think!!

glowfrog · 13/01/2024 20:48

Ha! This is nothing. A friend of mine had his toilet decorated with bits from comics and illustrations by Milo Manara. Look him up!

CountessWindyBottom · 13/01/2024 21:25

What a bizarre question!

NappiesAndBunFluff · 13/01/2024 21:27

How the other half live! When you've got so many bathrooms you can designate one of them the wank room.
I'd want better material than that though.

tachetastic · 13/01/2024 21:36

NappiesAndBunFluff · 13/01/2024 21:27

How the other half live! When you've got so many bathrooms you can designate one of them the wank room.
I'd want better material than that though.

Shame to be limited to one room though.

”You’re not doing that in here. Go to the wank room!”

SequentialAnalyst · 13/01/2024 21:51

@SummerFeverVenice I am ancient, and so I am probably the only person on here who, when I read your OP, was immediately put in mind of Pictures of Lily, by the Who, in which a father helps his son get a good night's sleep by giving him "pictures of Lily" (Langtry, we presume, since the son finds out Lily is long dead, only after he's fallen in love with herConfused)

Tacky (literallyWink) or not, the song was a hit in 1967. Here's a brilliant film of the Who miming singing it:

The Who - Pictures of Lily (1967)

The Who are an English rock band formed in London in 1964. Their classic line-up consisted of lead singer Roger Daltrey, guitarist and singer Pete Townshend,...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmw8JvMO30

NappiesAndBunFluff · 13/01/2024 22:02

@tachetastic If you kitted it out right it would be fine.

pollymere · 13/01/2024 22:13

I've seen this type of wallpaper in many a female toilet facility in restaurants 😂

tachetastic · 13/01/2024 22:20

NappiesAndBunFluff · 13/01/2024 22:02

@tachetastic If you kitted it out right it would be fine.

All that said, I get no privacy from my partner and kids when I go to the actual bathroom. Maybe they’d be more likely to leave me alone in a wank room?

So instead of disappearing to the loo for fumble (as I understand some men do), I could disappear to the wank room for a poo and a game of Royal Match in peace! 🎉🎉🎉

Norfolkinway123 · 14/01/2024 01:12

There is far to much Bush in that garden! Definitely a wank garden 😋

Rottweilermummy · 14/01/2024 08:53

When u said wank room , I thought u meant it was just awful/ tasteless lol 🤣 Never heard of a wank room 🤔 I'm guessing it could be used as that ,it's quite interesting and certainly different for a toilet

Pennylippett · 14/01/2024 09:24

Funny...at least it's tastefull

SeasideJane · 14/01/2024 09:27

Thanks so much for cheering me up! This is so entertaining. I'm chuckling at the idea of the sellers finding this thread! 😮

OhhhhhhhhBiscuits · 14/01/2024 09:50

Oh no! Maybe my husband has a fetish for mickey and Minnie mouse! We have that wallpaper in our downstairs loo, chosen by our child 🤣🤣🤣🤣

HarrietPoole · 14/01/2024 09:56

ComtesseDeSpair · 12/01/2024 16:29

It looks like the sort of bathroom owned by a woman who regularly posts that meme of Marilyn Monroe with the quote “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” on FB.

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🤣🤣

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 14/01/2024 17:43

YABVU

SummerFeverVenice · 14/01/2024 18:15

1 in 10 people voting also see a wank room.
This is fascinating. I know I’m not normal, but seems I’m not too fringe either 🤪

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Catdoorman · 14/01/2024 21:37

That's a lot of bamboo at the bottom, it can be invasive.

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Idtotallybangdreamoftheendlessnotgonnalie · 20/02/2024 10:33

"Wank room" is such a pedestrian saying, we use the term Mastabatorium in U circles.

Idtotallybangdreamoftheendlessnotgonnalie · 20/02/2024 10:33

Ah crap, was that a zombie wank?