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Or is this a wank room?

226 replies

SummerFeverVenice · 12/01/2024 16:19

Was browsing Rightmove and found what might be a wank room.
Tell me what you think!

YANBU- It’s a wank room
YABU- It’s purely innocent vintage decor in a bathroom

OP posts:
LenaLamont · 12/01/2024 17:09

That you could even think that is pretty disturbing, OP.

Props to the PP for saying it isn't a wipeable surface, though. I properly laughed at that.

LardoBurrows · 12/01/2024 17:10

CarAccident · 12/01/2024 17:08

Well they do have gold taps- so must be swingers

Ooh, are gold taps the new pampas grass asking for a friend .

Illpickthatup · 12/01/2024 17:10

Depends on whether the livingroom has a "live, laugh, love" decal on the wall.

Ginmonkeyagain · 12/01/2024 17:11

@LardoBurrows gold taps are definitely a sex people thing.

GU10 · 12/01/2024 17:11

No. Downstairs loos often have OTT wallpaper. It's the one room you can go a bit weird in in my opinion.

Certainly not my taste but can imagine my mother in law thinking that paper is amazing.

LubaLuca · 12/01/2024 17:11

Illpickthatup · 12/01/2024 17:10

Depends on whether the livingroom has a "live, laugh, love" decal on the wall.

Is that a sign of avid masturbation or swinging? I've lost my way a bit on this thread.

LittleGreenDragons · 12/01/2024 17:12

SummerFeverVenice · 12/01/2024 16:33

But of course!

The garden doesn't match the "excitement " of the indoor room. Shame Sad

LubaLuca · 12/01/2024 17:12

Ginmonkeyagain · 12/01/2024 17:11

@LardoBurrows gold taps are definitely a sex people thing.

Or 80s Eternal Beau people. I'm looking at you, Auntie Beryl. She's not a sex person.

oakleaffy · 12/01/2024 17:13

Thedogscollar · 12/01/2024 16:26

It's a MM devotees room.
The thought of it being a wank room wouldn't even enter my brain.

Same here It’s ridiculous to think it’s a masturbation room

  • MM has loads of fans Definitely not a wankarium.
Circularargument · 12/01/2024 17:13

Just unbelievably tacky

LubaLuca · 12/01/2024 17:14

Circularargument · 12/01/2024 17:13

Just unbelievably tacky

Someone already mentioned the non-wipeability.

oakleaffy · 12/01/2024 17:14

LubaLuca · 12/01/2024 17:12

Or 80s Eternal Beau people. I'm looking at you, Auntie Beryl. She's not a sex person.

I’m on the bus- “Not a sex person “ made me laugh 😂 out loud.

Is that Alan Partridge??

SilverBranchGoldenPears · 12/01/2024 17:14

What the fuck is wrong with you @SummerFeverVenice

Makeupalley · 12/01/2024 17:15

Holy moly you're rather sheltered if you think that's a wank room. Have you been on pornhub lately? It's not Marilyn Monroe flashing her knickers... (although the world would be a better place if it were)

Illpickthatup · 12/01/2024 17:16

LubaLuca · 12/01/2024 17:11

Is that a sign of avid masturbation or swinging? I've lost my way a bit on this thread.

It's a sign of tackiness. If they have the decal they probably just think this wallpaper is pure classy!

oakleaffy · 12/01/2024 17:17

LubaLuca · 12/01/2024 17:11

Is that a sign of avid masturbation or swinging? I've lost my way a bit on this thread.

If it WAS a “live laugh love” wooden letter place, it would say” Cook” in the kitchen and “Wank” in the lavatorium.

oldwhyno · 12/01/2024 17:17

Every room's a wank room!

Wictc · 12/01/2024 17:18

If you’re getting aroused by a picture of a woman in a dress, how do you cope going outside the house in the summer?

randomuser2020 · 12/01/2024 17:19

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Makeupalley · 12/01/2024 17:20

CarAccident · 12/01/2024 17:08

Well they do have gold taps- so must be swingers

I have gold taps. And I'm on another thread about the possibility of dying whilst drinking wine in the bath. Now I'm worried I'm deffo going to be branded a pervert when I pop my clogs drunk in the tub...

BustyLaRoux · 12/01/2024 17:20

Look alike a wank garden to me….

MildredCurry · 12/01/2024 17:20

Ffs is one supposed to have a dedicated wank room these days? Along with second en suite and walk in larder?

meganorks · 12/01/2024 17:23

I'd say this can only have been chosen by a woman, so on that basis, it's a no. I'm sure most women would choose somewhere much more comfortable than a toilet for a wank!

ScreamingBeans · 12/01/2024 17:24

I don't know.

It's terribly tacky though.

One piccy of MM is fine. Covering the wall is just overkill.

catotangent · 12/01/2024 17:26

On reading the thread title I thought you must mean wanky as in pretentious. I was wrong.