Settle an argument - what sauce on what meat?

[MouchSlouch]

Been out in the cold all day watching DS at a football tournament. Back home and the general consensus was bacon/sausage sandwiches for tea. The circle of piss argument ensues. DH thinks I'm a heathen for having brown sauce on a bacon sandwich. According to him, it's brown on sausage and red on bacon. I say it's the other way round - who's right, him or me?

No sauce just butter.
I don't really like brown sauce. Ketchup I like sometimes but find bacon and sausage better without

OMG no mustard in the mix !!!

Tomato on both, brown sauce is gross

<whispers> mayonnaise.

Always brown sauce unless there is a fried egg involved, then it has to be Red.

That! I've just had a cottage pie with pickled red cabbage and brown sauce

Brown on both. But have what the fuck you like. Red sauce is such a childish name for ketchup btw.

You're all heathens.

Mayonnaise.

On everything.

Fruity on bacon and sausages. Ketchup (red sauce) on chips. Thems the rulez

The thought of mayo on bacon or sausage is making me nauseous!

Brown on both.

Brown on bacon
Red on sausages
🔨 (gavel)

I’m shocked. I genuinely thought that everyone just had red on sausage and brown on bacon. I couldn’t possibly do it the other way round.

Brown on bacon, brown on sausage. Oh, and brown on egg 🤷‍♀️

That's just fucking weird. Surely the egg yolk is the sauce?

Unless, God forbid, you cook the yolk to the point it stops being "a sauce"?

I don't think I could ever live with you. Or go camping with you. Or go to a cafe where you were in charge of eggs.

😂 oh god no, yolk must be runny! Dripping when you bite the butty, so that you can mop it up with the crust from your plate...

In the egg example in question brown sauce for taste only. Will you still come camping with me?

@AnOldCynic

Yes! As long as you don't ruin your delicious sounding butty with brown sauce 😋

Will there be proper butter too?

Both brown and red sauce are vile.

With bacon - melted cheese
With sausages - houmous or mayo

Yes. Definitely.

And alcohol the night before because it's great with a hangover.

Brown for breakfast
Tomato for tea

No sauce is best

Brown on sausage and/or egg
Red on bacon and/or burgers

Brown on both. Tomato is just for chips.

Brown on bacon and eggs
Tomato on sausage