To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

[MrsMigginscoffee]

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

”Oh you’re such a cute little pupper wupper aren’t you, you’re mama’s precious girl”

to the puppy, obvs.

To my dh: "do you ever think about the Roman Empire?"

I am going to open the window.

Bed. Now.

😂

I love you.

To my biggest dog as he was falling asleep.

How often do you think of the Roman Empire?

How often do you think of the Roman Empire?

Why the hell didnt if just bring the hoover home with you?
To my ds18 who took our new Henry to his mates to clean their car. Apparently their Dyson isnt any good 🙄

"you complete fuckwit" ... something a fellow motorist did or didn't do, I can't even remember now 😂 that was 5 hrs ago.

I always come out with some line of expletives when I'm on the road, I never know what's going to come out of my mouth!

Oooh, I read the question as the last thing you said out loud to YOURSELF, for some reason.

To a human being.... "Okay DS, time to go to sleep now" (please god!!)

It's nearly finished now anyway.

To husband moaning about football being boring.

'Love you.' To the cat.

“Ohhh, hello baby!”

To the dog, in the style of Big Bopper.

"How can anyone like Meredith? She's not most annoying one."

My people!!

'If it's true then then I'm stopping paying the bloody licence fee and will stop watching BBC.'

"I love feeling your rough tongue on my arm"
(just me and the cat tonight).

I've caught myself having an attitude with Alexa many times.

"Alexa stop... Alexa stop... ffs Alexa shut up will you for Christ sake"

What a flipping stupid idea. To ultimate wedding planner on tv.

You've got 5 minutes to get into bed - to a 7 year old that likes to faff about for an eternity.

Oh no it’s a spider, a BIG one

I don't know what he's done with the first dummy but he's got the spare one now.

No, he can't walk the dog now'

@banggoestheweasel hahaha I will defo think of you! If you see a black iPad then that's us too

Hopefully Herbert does not make his way back and they go find room at another home (not mine tho) 🥴 I'm pretty sure I squished Herbert's sister Henrietta the other day 🤣

Things have finally gone quite after a lot of screaming and demanding - I hope you get your bath soon! Sending lots of positive vibes 😎

And the last thing I think I'll say today oh I suppose you're going to follow me to bed are you?" To the dog. He did. He's lush