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To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

304 replies

MrsMigginscoffee · 12/09/2023 19:52

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

OP posts:
Uurrjb · 12/09/2023 22:33

I’ve put the pigs to bed (guinea)

Jennalong · 12/09/2023 22:37

" Have you put her food down ? " Said to dh about the cat who would be waking us up at 4 am if not.

ThorsMistress · 12/09/2023 22:42

“Why is my pillow so uncomfortable?”

Said to DP as I got into bed

uncomfortablydumb53 · 12/09/2023 22:43

"Are you quite sure you've got enough room there, woofy?"... to my dog who's sprawling on the bed, I'll just hang off the edge then!

Tinkerbellflowers · 12/09/2023 22:54

"How often do you think about the Roman Empire?"

KimKardashiansKarpetKrab · 12/09/2023 22:58

"You're the most beautiful kitten I've ever seen."

To my cat, while she was taking up 2/3rds of the space on my side of the bed. I'm a mug.

Ozarkz · 12/09/2023 23:00

Tinkerbellflowers · 12/09/2023 22:54

"How often do you think about the Roman Empire?"

😂😂

TotallyTeuch · 12/09/2023 23:03

'They'll be smited by god! I have contacts there...although better ones down below, I think'
Discussing close family members, of course Grin

Ienjoyedthebarbiemovie · 12/09/2023 23:10

A lot of my sentences involve Guinea pigs.@Uurrjb

To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?
Snazzysausage · 12/09/2023 23:15

I know, there's just not enough water in the cistern,I suspect it'll mean taking the whole lot out again cos there's a clip on the float.

sotiredholidayplease · 12/09/2023 23:19

Stop bloody barking, the hedgehog has gone!

ImDuranDuran · 12/09/2023 23:28

"There's a monster-spider in the hall!"

To DH.

IDriveMySupernova · 12/09/2023 23:34

‘You’ve got loads in here’

Said to DCat, miaowing at me for more biscuits when he’s got some in his bowl Hmm

Thepollonator · 13/09/2023 01:01

It's so good to be home! After a very long day shopping and husbands medical.

merryhouse · 13/09/2023 20:44

Well and nobody saw THAT coming

(just watched Ep5 of Ahsoka)

FlakesOnATrain · 13/09/2023 20:52

'You've got to stay in there now!' to a fellow passenger on a rammed train. He got stuck in the little bendy bit between the carriages when he moved to let someone past.

It's ok, he's out now and is trying not to fall on me.

Muchtoomuchtodo · 13/09/2023 20:53

Oh FFS. Why do you have to make everything so difficult?!

out loud to someone who’s not even in the same country as me!

maybebluth · 13/09/2023 20:58

"Don't forget to take your medicine"

Yawn (Mum)

AwesomeMixTapeVol1 · 13/09/2023 21:13

"We looked at each other, a little bit nonplussed"
Just been asked an unintelligible question about crumble 🤣

verdantverdure · 14/09/2023 05:30

Jesus fucking Christ, there's no hope for some people.

mondaytosunday · 14/09/2023 06:37

Ok my love night night see you in the morning (said to my 18 year old daughter last night). Or actually no it was 'Come on [dogs name] up you go' to my elderly dog at bedtime.

Botanicaa82 · 14/09/2023 06:39

Oh it's 6.30, I forgot to set my alarm, good job the cat woke me up then.

NoSaladThanks · 14/09/2023 06:46

Can you shut up, I'm trying to sleep here!
Said to husband who was banging on about something as I was falling asleep in bed.

troppibambini6 · 21/09/2023 15:25

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FussyPud · 21/09/2023 15:42

“I am not a cat shelf!”

Said cat disagrees.