To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

[MrsMigginscoffee]

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

"Take your Rainbow's outfit off, for the third time"

It's not even 10am. Help.

"Is there? Fancy that".

(replying to DH telling me there's an interview between Gary Lineker and Elton John about some road in Watford near the football ground being renamed Yellow Brick Road).

I'll get the other stain off with baby wipes

"have you eaten all the biscuits?"
To DH as he was making coffee. Fortunately for him he hadn't.

Unfortunately for the pair of us he has got obsessed with an espresso machine so we pretty much have to have one every day with compulsory biscuits.