To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

[MrsMigginscoffee]

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, see you in the morning light.

Fucking hell, they're just killing everyone!

Good programme? Or very poorly behaved dc? 🤣

"Night night little fox. Love you so much. Sweet dreams." To DS

‘You’re only doing that because (Cat 1) likes to sit there.’

Said to Cat 2.

To DH “I see B has put the tax return warning out”
”I wrote Yeah,Yeah, Blah Blah back to her”
I must finish it.””

Riveting here in Trumpton Towers!

'How often so you think about the Roman empire?!'

Kitchen's closed.

To dh and ds after making breakfast, dinner, snacks and supper.

@mumsofdragons we too are near the Thames... if you see a random rose gold iPad floating by, you will know why 😉

Silence is finally reigning, Herbert has been evicted out fo the detonation door (watch him scuttle back in in about twenty minutes 🤦‍♀️) and I might finally get my bath...

I hope things have gone quiet for you...

"I'll leave it with you then. bye" said on the phone after making arrangements for someone to call. I often terminate telephone conversations this way.

"Richard is NOT going on the list and neither is Cliff Richard"

DP is creating a spreadsheet every band we've ever seen and who we went with. Richard is my ExH and made everyone's day a misery at a DM gig. DP went to see Cliff and wishes to forget it completely because he was made to go with his ExW. And we both have Cliff.

We both hate Cliff - damn autocorrect

Stfu to the smoke alarm that blasted out twice. Downside to not having a kitchen door. Anything cooking wise sets it off

How often do you think about the Roman Empire? - to confused ex-DH

Goodnight I love you <name>
that was over 2 hours ago, I’ve just realised I’ve not spoken since, and won’t til morning. not sure how I feel about that

"oh for God's sake cat I was drinking that!" at my kitten who decided to dip his paw in my drink, get upset because his paw was now wet and then knock the glass all over me and the table.

“It is a large one Vicar, but I’d rather just stick to the cucumber”

“And a WAZZO pair of jugs”

We’re watching Bottom again and neither of us can help ourselves quoting it aloud

Me too. 'Daily' was the answer. Didn't even ask why I wanted to know.

’Can you make a cup of tea please’ (how boring am I)

"Yes, what are we watching?"
To DH asking if I wanted wine and to turn the tv on.

"I was sure that was Jennifer Ehle"

You’d be in the back even if you’re Louis Rees Zammit!

watching the documentary about LRZ and seeing his Mum in the back of the car with his siblings while LRZ was in the front with his dad,.

'Girls, what are you at?! Get to bed!!'

To two pre teens who think they're clever not being in bed because they weren't given a specific instruction to go as I was busy settling the 3 year old.

Even though they are well aware they need to be in bed at 9 and can tell the time.

"Yes I did. It's a quarter - to and it's bedtime. Now."

I've a DH like this too. I do wonder what would happen if I just walked out and no one knew where I was or what I was doing.