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To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

304 replies

MrsMigginscoffee · 12/09/2023 19:52

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

OP posts:
Orangebadger · 12/09/2023 19:59

Can you stop nicking my crisps!

Vitriolinsanity · 12/09/2023 19:59

Actually, I apologised myself inside out and I'm now thinking he's really a totally entitled prick.

DorotheaFrazil · 12/09/2023 20:00

Have fun Twinkletoes! To DD(16) on dropping her at dance class 😆

itsgoingtobeabumpyride · 12/09/2023 20:00

"I'm just off for a poo" to the ddog

brisedusoir · 12/09/2023 20:00

Ça marche! Bisous à demain!

( that's works, kisses see you tomorrow)

drinkuptheezider · 12/09/2023 20:00

Pix56 · 12/09/2023 19:58

Please don't stab me

😯 you OK??

bigbadbarry · 12/09/2023 20:00

‘That’s too much punctuation all in one place’

Eggsley · 12/09/2023 20:01

There's dips there if anyone wants them - barbecue, garlic and herb and red hot.

Theimpossiblegirl · 12/09/2023 20:01

Mate, you can't come on the treadmill.

To the dog.

Doingtheboxerbeat · 12/09/2023 20:01

"At least the rain will wash most of the dog shit away " said to my mum when trying to dodge with my bike all the deposits left behind, after I dropped off her shop 😖.

LubaLuca · 12/09/2023 20:01

Okay I'll see you then, you'd better have the fucking kettle on.

illiterato · 12/09/2023 20:02

Do you want to fail this test?

Original poster
MrsMigginscoffee · 12/09/2023 20:02

Pix56 · 12/09/2023 19:58

Please don't stab me

Eek! Are you ok?

OP posts:
Lovemusic82 · 12/09/2023 20:02

”can you move your crap off the sofa so the cat can sit down?” 😬

YupIKnow · 12/09/2023 20:02

Can you get me a Solero?

meercat23 · 12/09/2023 20:02

'In that case, that last remark makes no sense' about something on a sports commentary.

getamoneon · 12/09/2023 20:03

"I've got my outfit nailed down"

Said to my partner who isn't sure what to wear for our holiday flight tomorrow.

Odd because he's not at all fashion conscious, and my "outfit" is an orange t shirt, jeans and trainers. Budget airline flight, no chance of upgrade so comfort reigns.

Aquamarine1029 · 12/09/2023 20:03

"The fucking cat did it again."

She stole socks out of the basket. She's obsessed with socks.

Puffalicious · 12/09/2023 20:03

' C'mon SCOTLAND!'

The game is tense, but it's at Hampden, so hoping for the win!

MrsDrudge · 12/09/2023 20:04

Have you just had one?

(asking DH about a cup of coffee)

cherrypied · 12/09/2023 20:04

"No baby yoda today jeff"

rainbowhairchalk · 12/09/2023 20:05

DoubleTequilaSunrise · 12/09/2023 19:57

Go to BED!

Same 😂😂😭

Cookerhood · 12/09/2023 20:05

That's just rude (Scottish crowd booing)

GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing · 12/09/2023 20:06

“Ok 41 minutes then” to my son who likes to feel he’s negotiated something for himself

ImaginaryCat · 12/09/2023 20:06

"Let me know if you want me to kill anyone for you"

(to a colleague who's been massively fucked over by HR and the boss)