To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

[MrsMigginscoffee]

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

"Won't you just go back to sleep? For a little while?"
-19 month old got up at 3am, I thought if we came to the living room, put on a film and got toys out and a new bottle, he would go back to sleep within an hour or two.
I'm shattered...and wrong.

“Urgh, I’m getting up, sounds like the cats are being dicks again”

Not a sentence but a noice “ uuuuuurrggggggg”

DH just asked if my cold is any better this morning

it translates to “ maybe a little “

'Bloody hell I need a wee'. Had just got.out of bed.

"Good girls, go find your mealworms"

To the chickens.

Did the bum stuff work?

"Even if I open the door he won't go in it". about the young cat 😫

"I think it's bolloxed"
The front CCTV camera. I've now
managed to reset it after 15 attempts.

Stop parkouring on the bloody furniture!!

Said to ds 6 as he hurtles around the room...
I've a horrible chest infection and dh at work, he has told me to call if I need him but am trying to hold off. DS is like a labrador who needs outside exercise of at least an hour a day, unfortunately is a B road (speed 60) practically outside our garden and too many idiot drivers so don't yet trust him being outside alone. 😑

"yea, pinecones are very clever, aren't they?"

You have weed on the toilet seat AGAIN!

I like that guy’s videos I just don’t like tickling

Ds wanting to show me a video on sciencey reason for why we laugh when tickled

you stupid bugger......to myself when i spilt squash all over the worktop cos someone hadnt put the top on the bottle properly 🙄🙄

The cats covered in cobwebs and the kids have gone all hyper about it!!

Said to my dh just now! Cat is filthy, might be time for his second bath this week!

We ought to fill our freezer with them!

How do the Royal women cope in those bloody great heels?

I want an egg.

"It hurts my psyche!" In response to my DH telling me his nonsensical 'organising' of things in the fridge wasn't hurting anyone 😭

They were really nice sausages

"What time is it?"

When I realised it had to be elevenses time!

‘DH why are you snapping?’

"Yes you did do a poo, what a good girl you are!" - to my cat who has megacolon.

I'm not watching paw patrol on my own

Said to 4 yo who demanded we watch it then walked off.

Do you think they take loads of laxatives?
(watching eating challenges on YouTube)

Do you think we have room in the freezer for ice cream?