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To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

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MrsMigginscoffee · 12/09/2023 19:52

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

OP posts:
Ozarkz · 12/09/2023 20:23

Have England scored again?

casually trying to show a bit of interest in what’s on telly but really I’m too tired to care

Timmytap18 · 12/09/2023 20:23

This cheap garlic bread isn't bad is it?

SisterJo · 12/09/2023 20:23

“Just get the homework done”

banggoestheweasel · 12/09/2023 20:24

@mummabubs high five back at you. I am still sitting on the stairs... child has been down approx eleven billionity times... a spider has come to join me. Normally I would run away, but tonight, I have lost the will to even move. Just me, and my new eight legged friend... oh and the yo-yo child. Currently fantasising about putting a lock on her door... 😬😫🤦‍♀️

Shitshow of a day at work, followed by a shitshow of a bedtime. I wish someone would force me to go to bed now!

Hope you feel better soon!

ManchesterLu · 12/09/2023 20:25

Oh fuck off and leave me alone!

(To the automatic bin, that is too sensitive and occasionally opens as I walk past)

SloraceHughorn · 12/09/2023 20:25

"do you want sleepy stories back on?" to DD.

2ndMrsdeWinter · 12/09/2023 20:25

“I don’t want to see you again until morning!”

to my dc, aged 6, who has gotten up and made their way downstairs 3 times since I did bedtime.

Longlive · 12/09/2023 20:25

"With her eye teeth missing it makes her front teeth look even bigger" about DGD'S missing baby teeth.

I was talking to DDIL on face time.

ihavebecomecomfortablynumb · 12/09/2023 20:26

“What are you chewing? What have you got? What’s in your fucking mouth? Drop it, drop it, drop it, oh ffs!”

CharlotteStreetW1 · 12/09/2023 20:26

Lovemusic82 · 12/09/2023 20:02

”can you move your crap off the sofa so the cat can sit down?” 😬

Total derail: Reminds me of when all the crap was moved off the sofa only to find the cat under it 😹

As you were.

ladygindiva · 12/09/2023 20:26

" go to sleep please"

Bagpuss16 · 12/09/2023 20:27

I love you... have fun!

TheCaddieisaBaddie · 12/09/2023 20:27

No, I'm not eating a biscuit.

I was but I this information does not need to be shared with DH

Wotchaz · 12/09/2023 20:27

“The singing sheep’s in the bedroom”

Everley · 12/09/2023 20:28

“Is she asleep?”

Ozarkz · 12/09/2023 20:29

Timmytap18 · 12/09/2023 20:23

This cheap garlic bread isn't bad is it?

Is it the 39p one from Asda? Because that IS nice!

mumsofdragons · 12/09/2023 20:30

banggoestheweasel · 12/09/2023 19:57

I literally said 'I am losing the plot here, GO TO FLIPPING BED' to dd as I sit here on the stairs (screaming internally) waiting for her to go to fucking sleep so I can get on with my sad evening of washing and trying to have a bloody bath in peace 😫😫😫

@banggoestheweasel this. Honestly mine is screaming for the iPad and a yogurt - gave her the yogurt - I'm over it 🥴🤣

TheFabledSnake · 12/09/2023 20:33

You all right mate? To the cat...

Lovemycat2023 · 12/09/2023 20:33

Gritty, but piggy.

We were discussing films.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 12/09/2023 20:33

“Oh fuck, not Lorraine AND Dara!”

savethegorgeousbees · 12/09/2023 20:33

FFS Scotland get yer arse in gear!

Chunny04 · 12/09/2023 20:34

Stop playing golf with the cat toy

TheBirdintheCave · 12/09/2023 20:34

"Eugh, Clifford the Big Red Dog?"

😂

ElizabethVonArnim · 12/09/2023 20:34

Is that Andy Serkis?

Twoshoesnewshoes · 12/09/2023 20:36

Awww they’ve got really long little arms

to my DD who was showing me a video about baby lobsters

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