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To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

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MrsMigginscoffee · 12/09/2023 19:52

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

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Nowtbettertodo · 12/09/2023 20:07

What's going to be embarrassing?

Me asking son what he was talking about, he was talking about the Football.

LetMeEnfoldYou · 12/09/2023 20:07

I'm a great mother - well, I mean, I'm ok.

FusionChefGeoff · 12/09/2023 20:07

'That's ok it's a big one, not the little carpet ones'

To DD who was pointing out a moth. We had the exterminators in a few weeks ago so everyone's on high alert moth watch!

SirenSays · 12/09/2023 20:08

Om nom nom nom!! While pretending to be a blanket monster.

jolaylasofia · 12/09/2023 20:08

fgs alright i'm doing it!!!!

IHopeYouStepOnALegPiece · 12/09/2023 20:08

“No I’m sorry but I’m not getting up to get the ball again, stop shoving it under the sofa or find another one”

To the dog

Said precisely half a second before I did infact get up and get it

Actually now I think it was “right last time you goose”

NotSorry · 12/09/2023 20:09

oh don't say I left my glasses upstairs!

PerfectMatch · 12/09/2023 20:09

Have fun sweetheart

purplecorkheart · 12/09/2023 20:09

I will stick the kettle on

verdantverdure · 12/09/2023 20:10

I don't enjoy farce but the silliness crept up on me, so now I'm coughing my guts up.

Hillrunning · 12/09/2023 20:10

"Do you think he was on coke?"

Talking about a new team mate at our hobby.

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MrsMigginscoffee · 12/09/2023 20:11

Loving these as I have fallen out with my eldest son over Snapchat and am seething at him too

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Genericusername2 · 12/09/2023 20:12

Cookerhood · 12/09/2023 20:05

That's just rude (Scottish crowd booing)

My husband and I joined in with..

"FUCKING BOOOOOO."

If you are a football fan, particularly one from Edinburgh, you will
Understand this. Grin

Blanketpolicy · 12/09/2023 20:13

"So who's going to win then" to dh watching footie.

Genericusername2 · 12/09/2023 20:13

Sorry should have clarified - a Scottish football fan

TheTempest · 12/09/2023 20:14

Well then, fuck him! To my 14yo DD who’s just split up with her boyfriend

troppibambini6 · 12/09/2023 20:14

Don't spooly the dog.
To dd who was trying to comb the dogs eyebrows with her spooly.

OnAFrolicOfMyOwn · 12/09/2023 20:14

"It's up to me how I want to drink it."

yelloworchids · 12/09/2023 20:15

‘I think her toe is infected’
To DH about DD 😂😂

PermanentTemporary · 12/09/2023 20:15

'I'm going to go, thank you

I had 6 minutes of therapy time left but couldn't think of anything else to say.

Sidebeforeself · 12/09/2023 20:15

Stop jiggling your bloody leg!

Faz469 · 12/09/2023 20:16

Take the baby, I'm desperate for a poo.

LovingMyLiver · 12/09/2023 20:16

"For fucks sake" thanks to yet another inconsiderate twat in the world making loud, unnecessary noise. Selfish, ignorant cunts making my life harder as usual.

marcopront · 12/09/2023 20:17

Stop trying to kill the duvet

To the cat who is balancing on me

Lilyjfree · 12/09/2023 20:17

“Keep your tail to yourself” at the cat who is laying on my lap constantly flicking his tail annoyingly over the iPad.

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