To ask the last sentence you said aloud ?

[MrsMigginscoffee]

Just for fun as I've had to laugh at myself and remind myself I'm hormonal and it will pass. I just shouted ".oh fuck off Alexa you annoying bitch" as she ignored my request to stop a timer. AGAIN.
Anyone else slowly losing the plot?

Its the favourite….dunno why I’m googling it

Only good bunnies get broccoli, now drop the croc!

“Really well written but you’ve missed a bit of punctuation”.

Talking to DS about his reading journal entry. I think he’s forgotten what a full stop is😂

Are you watching this....to dh watching the football with his eyes closed!

'She's even eating the broccoli now'.

To DH about Ddog's beef stew and nuts dinner.

Did you bring my post banger back?

A new one could cost up to £2k.

Talking about our potentially buggered hot water cylinder. 😭

Is it ever going to stop raining

"Oh FUCK YOU"
"All the tupperware lids slid out over the floor fell out

“Bed at nine hun okay?”

Said to my year 7 DD who is pretty exhausted.

Solidarity high five to you @banggoestheweasel This is pretty much exactly my current situation, the only difference being I also have covid at the moment so feel utterly rotten and neither of my two young children seem to be appreciative of this. Tonight's bedtime so far has been an hour of utter s*fest.

To my DC: ‘Do you remember the last thing I said?’ 😅

Poor Emily.

I'm rewatching Gilmore Girls and discovering that, as an adult, I have far more sympathy for Emily than I used to

"Sausages are not for cats" to optimistic feline in the kitchen

Was this maybe the 5th time you'd said this 🤣

Mine, was "right come on, bed" still no movement....🤨

Just some butter and a bit of salt, please.

'Yes sweetie, unicorns can fist bump'.
Said to dd3 as she ponders before going to sleep 🤣

This dairylea dunker isn't great

Hospital visit, that's my tea. Moving onto chocolate

Right I'm going to watch Murderdale.

To my daughter on the phone.

Oh they are very good at watching to with their eyes closed aren't they 🤣

If you don't leave it alone it will fall off and you won't be able to find it ever again!

“Thanks for today, have a lovely evening and speak tomorrow”

Said on the phone to my colleague around 7pm.

’Fuck sake, your breath is fucking rancid, you scruff’ to my dear old dog

No, it was Boots - to DP, referring to which pharmacy hung up on me earlier while trying to book vaccinations

I'm taking him up to bed

Said to dh about ds2, while ds1 is still doing toddler acrobatic shit downstairs looking like a successful bed time could still be a while away